my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption

someone: i used to eat mcdonald’s everyday until i found out what they REALLY use to make their “cheese burgers” and “chicken” nuggets i can’t believe i put all that poison into my body

me: but did you die

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

This website is complete shit

“the everything”

Just Let Him In

idk who i am but i don’t like her

Awe he gave him a thumbs down

I’m still not clear on what his secret weapon is though.

I just had a fucking stroke

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