Writing Masterlist

Hello everyone! 

I finally got around to making this so thank you to everyone who has been bothering me to get this done. I have not made a rebloggable version yet because I really don’t think I’ve written enough to warrant that, and I’m working on some stuff right now but I want everyone to know all of my writings are now easily accessible on my blog!

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I would do anythinggg to have more chapters of this omg

are you inventing a game?

stay hydrated..?

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his dimples kill me

Source!!

i saw these little guys at the gas station today & they were practically glued at the hip?!

Damn Daniel

The only two days in our lifetime that arent 24 hours are the day we are born and the day we die.

TATINOF Cupertino | 16th June 2016

I FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE FREE BAG OF CHIPS I GOT FROM LAYS AND ITS DAN AND PHIL IM DYING BAHAHAHAHS

phil meeting fans x/x/x

Why has that guy met phil twice? That’s just rude

ikr!! rumor has it that he’d been stalking phil since he was 18??and he  recently got out of prison?? idk i mean 

I’ve heard that since he got out of prison he’s been going to every m&g?? When will this creepy dude stop tbh

oh my god he’s just got out of prison and that’s the first thing he does? man im telling you this dude needs to be locked up for life

i know right??? He’s even been telling people he LIVES with Phil???

what the fuck,,some officers remember him saying that he’ll stalk phil until he loves him,,

i heard that he even has a bed in Phil’s apartment and steals his clothes

ughh,,some people say he waits for phil to cut his hair so he can have the same haircut?? even the hairdresser is freaked out,,

Didn’t he get arested when he was found in Phils house with Phil tied up on the floor?

yes he did,,i mean he’s kinda dangerous

phil trying to take matters into his own hands

this will never be irrelevant 

he’s been spotted again!1! this time he’s grabbing phil,,sOmEONE stOP hIm!!1

update on your local stalker it seems like phil’s trying to ask for help!1

I don’t understand why High School Musical 4 is going to get an entire new cast when all they had to do was set it at Chad and Ryan’s wedding

Sharpay - mellowed out some with age, still struggling to make it big, chronically single - insists she’s happy for Ryan but quickly devolves into her obligatory show-stopper about how she’s sick of waiting to meet someone who’s right for her. (Mostly the song entails Sharpay singing her ridiculously long laundry list of requirements while trying on bedazzled wedding dresses.)

There’s a running gag that Troy is supersupersuper late for the wedding. We may or may not ever actually see him, since Zac Efron didn’t even come to the damn ten year reunion and is apparently a huge party pooper. What we do see is Gabriella on the phone with him every fifteen minutes or so, urging him to hurry up. Eventually she decides that he’s obviously stuck in traffic because he doesn’t care about their friends enough and wonders if she should break up with him. Cue the obligatory once-a-movie Gabriella Is Sad song.

Taylor and Chad are SUPER amicable exes and she’s organizing the entire wedding with an iron fist. Chad and Ryan didn’t have to do anything. Kelsey is on piano. Zeke is baking their cake, obvs.

Troy is SUPPOSED TO BE Chad’s best man, but again, he’s supersupersuper late. At one point while Gabriella’s on the phone with him, Chad runs up behind her and yells “DUDE. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME” into the phone.

Sharpay elbows someone in the face to catch the bouquet when it gets thrown. Like, violently. It’s played for laughs, of course, but we all know that Kelsey/Jason/whoever should probably be in the hospital.

Assuming they can lock down Zefron, the movie will inevitably end up being about them. Troy proposed during the damn reception. Gabriella cries. Taylor and Kelsey are screaming. Sharpay is immediately trying to become Gabriella’s best friend and call dibs on being her maid of honor. Ryan looks affronted at this hijacking but nobody notices. 

tHE FUCKING WEDDING COLORS ARE WHITE AND RED JUST SO CHAD CAN SCREAM “WILDCATS” AS SOON AS HE’S DONE BEING PRONOUNCED RYAN’S LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND 

Sharpay and Zeke reconnect after that moment at the of HSM1 where they were a thing for like 10 seconds. Sharpay Learns a Valuable Lesson about how maybe you don’t need a guy who’s perfectly perfect in every way when you’ve got once who’s a total sweetheart and can bake like a mofo.

Ryan brings some girl he knows from Broadway who’s like his best dancer or something. She spends the entire wedding flirting with Kelsey and making her all flustered. Everyone is trying to get them together.

It ends with an elaborate musical number at the reception. Possibly there’s a self-aware joke about how Ryan emailed everyone the choreography for it months ago, so they all better know it by now. It probably turns into a reprise of We’re All In This Together and then I cry into my popcorn for 6 hours

~the end~

HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES ARE Y'ALL SERIOUS