its 5am
yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???
The last messenger pigeon died in 1914
i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it
PSA: Dating a country boy does not make you country. I repeat, dating a country boy DOES NOT make you country
📢 yes beckie tell us ! 📢
Stop her name is literally beckie!?
im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy
Let’s take it off then
*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
Don’t speak on Jesus’s name with them dry ass lips
How it do be
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emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis
*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me
I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.
I’m sorry to hear about your scalp.