sometimes i see an annoying ass post on the dash & im like wtf i’m gonna unfollow whoever made me witness this 😤 but then i look & it’s my Beloved Bastard Mutual so i can’t do it……. i have to let the gremlin run wild….

Harry Styles: Behind the Album

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

Falling

26/02/2020

27th September ‘19

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

i think the best thing about gen z is their dedication to self care and by this i mean when john mulaney performed at a college and he took a sip of water the crowd would start applauding and someone yelled at him “hydrate before you die-drate” therefor confusing an already confused man even more

I went to a Hozier concert where he sent his manager out afterward to apologize to fans waiting to meet him. She was like “he’s not feeling great and he’s got a migraine and he’s really sorry” and everyone was like TELL HIM TO GET SOME SLEEP and like, sent her back inside with three dozen Zennial/Gen Z lesbians (okay and a couple of Millennials, I wasn’t the only one) giving her migraine tips to pass on.

The kids are getting back to the idea that we’re a community and should take care of each other, and I really love that.

Coyote Ugly (2000) dir. David McNally

tag yourself i’m tender baby

THE NIGHT IS ON YOUR LIPS AND I FEEL LIKE IM LOCKED IN THERES A MILLION EYES I DONT CARE IF THEYRE WATCHING YOUR BODY’S SAYING EVERYTHING I DONT HAVE TO READ YOUR MIND FEEL YOU ON MY NECK WHILE IM CALLING A TAXI CLIMBING OVER ME WHILE I CLIMB IN THE BACKSEAT NOW WE’RE TAKING OFF NOW WE’RE TAKING IT OFF TONIGHT!!!!!!!

bro quit shielding me from danger with your body you're going to make the audience think we're gay

brooooo i'm serious stop pushing me up against the wall when you confront me about how reckless and foolish i am don't you realize how homoerotic that looks

no bro don't offer to follow me wherever i may go even to the ends of the earth that's so gay haha

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