dan/phil | r | 2400 words
summary: the evolution of one Philip Michael Lester.
excerpt:
Be polite to strangers. Don’t stay up too late. Don’t drink too much. Don’t drink and drive. Your mother tells you a lot of things, but what your mother doesn’t tell you is that some boys will light your heart on fire.
the evolution of one philip michael lester, in 2300 words.
notes: i don’t usually write disclaimers but i thought this needed one. this is all fiction, i do not cast any aspersions on anybody mentioned in this fic. i’m really just waffling. warnings for mentions of homophobia/biphobia. contains descriptions of sex.
excerpt:
Be polite to strangers. Don’t stay up too late. Don’t drink too much. Don’t drink and drive. Your mother tells you a lot of things, but what your mother doesn’t tell you is that some boys will light your heart on fire.
Fashion Tips
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST 23 YEARS OF MY LIFE
So many tips..I seriously need to learn how to wear properly a scarf! This is great 😍
In the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me, then he slapped my ass and said “back to business.” I’m going to marry him.
down to forget
I think we’re over-realising
paler than snow white
