Via Galactica Stan

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

There’s one thing, okay, that’s happening here, and that’s we all love each other. Okay? Us. Us, this! Caleb, you love Benicio, right? And Karen, you love Billy, and Freckle, you love me, and you also love Benicio, and Benicio also loves me and then it goes on and on like this. Do you guys see what I’m getting at? The Gay And Wondrous Life Of Caleb Gallo dir. Brian Jordan Alvarez

Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

The guy asked, the cards gave the most direct answer possible.

this is all I make now

love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

hi dogys

It’s funny to me that I’ve met people named Grace, Faith, Patience and Chastity. It is so funny that Puritan names have survived so long and are still so popular if you take a step back and think about it. She’s getting Starbucks today and accusing a townsperson of witchcraft tomorrow.

AND DESTINY, I’ve met so many Destinys.

Nobody even chooses the COOL Puritan names like Punishment, Humiliation, Refuge, Relief, Obedience. And it’s always girls getting Puritan names nowadays. When am I going to see a baby boy named Submit To His Will.

Thats the name of an ex-fundamentalist kinky gay if ever I heard one

kinky evil former Puritan vampire

i found out i had a quaker cousin from the 1600s named Wrestling. as in, from the torah, Jacob’s wrestling with an angel. She also had a brother named Repentance and one of her sisters was named Fear.

Absolutely losing my mind over Love, Patience, Fear, Wrestling and fucking Jonathan

Shrimp

If you come in you don’t have to come out

the way this is like baaaaarely parody

bringing in a second actor towards the end of the video to deliver a single devastating punchline is brilliant writing

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

I've grown and changed a bit. can say the best solution is to find more freaks to be weird with.

watching dragonfire. it’s crazy they put an autistic butch dyke with a special interest in blowing shit up on tv in 1987 and then made her the main companion like. cooking with gas!!

literally all of her problems

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??