luminary uppercut!

I’ll just leave this right here 😚

[Gif description: Five gifs of Brian David Gilbert. He is pale and thin with floppy brown hair and round glasses. He is wearing a gray suit jacket, white button-up shirt, and blue and red ascot. He in standing in front of a purple backdrop with printed-out pictures of Castlevania enemies tacked on it. GIF 1: He holds up a character called Man Beast and gestures to it, saying “Twink and twunk.” GIF 2: He holds up a picture and says “My pants are already off.” GIF 3: He holds up a picture of a character called Slogra and saying “If you’re not attracted to this, you’re wrong.” GIF 4: He stands in front of the empty dark purple backdrop and dances bizarrely, his hair flopping around. GIF 5: He says, smiling, “Fuck Patrick.” /end description]

i think about kassandra a lot recently

drifter-certified

sjur and mara

[Gif description: Six gifs of Brian David Gilbert from Unraveled Episode 3. He is pale and thin with floppy, asymmetrical brown hair and round glasses. He is wearing a gray suit with a pink shirt underneath and a red floral tie. In all gifs, he stands in front of a black backdrop with hundreds of pictures of Mega Man enemies hung up behind him. Gif 1: Brian holds up a card labeled PUMP MAN and says “No one likes a narc.” Gif 2: Brian holds up a card labeled TOP MAN and says, laughing, “Top man.” Gif: Brian gestures at a card labeled GARBAGE MAN and says off-screen “It’s me!” Gif 4: Brian, quoting a character named DUST MAN, says “Don’t let me suck more than I can handle!” Gif 5: Brian yells “Why the fuck is he a top?” Gif 6: Brian holds up a card labeled HARD MAN and says “Hard man,” while laughing. /end description]

a story told in 3 parts

Consider: the monkey brain/human brain meme but instead it’s feminist brain/lesbian brain

Feminist brain: this character would never realistically fight in that outfit

Lesbian brain: tiddies hot

Feminist brain: gender non confirming women as villains are queercoding and teaching us that being a lesbian / wlw / gnc woman is evil and bad

Lesbian brain: step on me hot evil lady

Feminist brain: That’s right! She doesn’t need a love interest! She’s a fully functional compete human being without a man.

Lesbian brain: She doesn’t need a man because SHE’S A LESBIAN.

Set of holographic stickers dedicated to The Holy Trinity.

i drew the drifter because i think he’s pretty neat

a Mara

Simone + 🤠

[GIF DESCRIPTION: Four gifs of Simone de Rochefort. She is tall, thin, and pale with shoulder-length dark brown hair. She is wearing all black and has a black cowboy hat on. Each gif shows her in a different location in the Vox Media offices. The camera zooms in dramatically on her as she hams it up while wearing the hat. /END DESCRIPTION]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

yeah

I got “queer ?????? queer” I’m dead of laughter

[Gif description: Four gifs of Jenna Stoeber, Simone de Rochefort, and Pat Gill. Pat and Simone are sitting on the couch in the Polygon den while RDR2 is paused in the background behind them. Jenna is draped over the back of the couch dramatically. Jenna and Simone are both wearing black cowboy hats.

In the first gif, Jenna (after Simone threatened to ban her from the Twitch chat), says accusingly to Simone “That’s not how a cowboy treats a partner!” In the next gif, Simone tips her cowboy hat apologetically while laughing and says “Ma'am.” In the third gif, Simone says, “Sorry I was disrespectful, ma'am. I won’t do it again.” Jenna gets up off the back of the couch and laughs. In the fourth gif, Jenna (out of frame except for her arm) puts her cowboy hat on Pat, who laughs and says “Thanks, Jenna.” /end ID]

she’s so powerful…,

it’s about being a masturbating introvert.