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"kill them with kindness" wrong. mongoose in the desk drawer, inflatable octopus in the closet, boxing kangaroo attack, magic cowbell. egg.

cannot believe the plot of kabe koji is "emo guy i tried to befriend one time in high school sarcastically suggested i become an idol so i Did That and then probably proceeded to pine for several years"

cannot believe the plot of kabe koji is "emo guy i tried to befriend one time in high school sarcastically suggested i become an idol so i Did That and then probably proceeded to pine for several years"

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

theres no way im letting you losers enjoy your antisemitism simulator.

Jacob Anderson as LOUIS DE POINTE DU LAC

Neither text nor subtext but a secret third thing.

destiel

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

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i don't think lestat should write a book in this universe, i think he should talk to oprah

sometimes I think about how heath ledger refused to attend the 2007 oscars because they asked him to make a brokeback mountain joke and he refused because ‘it’s not a joke to me — I don’t want to make any jokes about it.’

he'll be what he will be