Who am I?

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

pixel art holy fuck

@amtrak-official , do you like train art?

I thought this was actual video for a moment, this is beautiful

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

I assume this was why people took offence

garlic bulb realness

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

For real. It really hits home

Come outside

I put up your boyfriend for peer review and... yeah he's published in a journal now. You can purchase 1 month of access for $32.99, or you can log in through your institution for access. Sorry.

JSTOR???????????????

Joseph's brothers would have sold him to One Direction

(@lucydonato)

you just know hes the life of the party

I didn’t know it was possible to make a better film than Shrek 2. 

you know he sniffed a dirt

thank you for coming to my five star michelin restaurant, timothee chalamet. i’ve invited you here to be murdered because you’ve ruined the world of cinema for me. please enjoy your foam.