5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect

it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you 

perfect (bisexual)

reblog if you are a perfect bisexual, support perfect bisexuals, or just really love flowers

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

The chicken knitwear winter 2018 collection so far

The Holy Trinity

when ur family asks u where you’ve been all day

Grading my 3rd graders papers and I see this 😭

the mood for 2019

i’ve found it, the promised land

*looks up at night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

why dippin dots always at obscure places. never just at the store. just wondering

i’m going to the zoo for some dippin dots y'all want any

wahoocat

the plot chickens

what is the truth

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

say what you will about disco but i’ve never once been sad while listening to abba

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.