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strrongofheart
DESTROY HIM
dreamwurks
Why are we ignoring the fact that this is exactly what comic con is like
my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple
edgarsbitch
when will my nipple come back from the war
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Flight Rising Registration Window July 20!
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Okay, Disney, I’ve had a bone to pick with you for a while
Where the hell is “Tiana’s Place”? Don’t get smart and say New Orleans, I mean for real. Why have you not made a Tiana’s Place at one of your parks?
I see no possible reason why you wouldn’t have built a restaurant like this yet. It’s cute, classy, and would be totally fun. You could serve creole food (as well as just plain american fair for the less adventurous.)
It would be pretty as hell inside
It would be fun for kids and adults, you could have dancing and a band playing. You could have a magician (bonus points if he’s dressed liked Facilier. Or train your Faciler face person to do short tarot card readings! Or get a mama Odi!)
The face characters could come in and out, but there’s always a set time Tiana and Naveen would be there (and if they aren’t you can say their in the kitchen cooking up a storm!) Jazz music! Lots of Jazz and swing. You could have workshops with Tiana for kids to learn stuff like the charleston, or cooking!
And then night or during the day a couple times a week you could have a second line (small New Orleans style jazz parade) with a brass band and Tiana and Naveen leading it, all the way to the restaurant.
And Oh my god, do you consider how many people would love a place like that to get married at the park! Having a wedding second line too? How fun that would be?
Disney, you are really missing out by not playing up the fact you have a character that opened their own restaurant (outside of Remi from Ratatouille but that’s another rant) and I’m really sick of The Princess and the Frog being among your more ignored movies. Put it at Epcot near the river or just anywhere! Heck, I know I stayed at a New Orleans style resort area of yours when I was like six! (Is that still around? I don’t remember what it was called, but there were Gator statues with instruments that would tie in really well…)
In conclusion
I don’t just ship for smut.
When I say ’ I ship this ’, It’s not due to the fact I want to see yaoi or any form of smut between the pair. It’s for all the other great things. I like to build relationships. bonds, trust. And hey, the heart wrenching stuff too! That trust can be broken within seconds, shit can hit the fan, and hey let’s throw in some angst in there that will initially make our ship stronger. Sure, smut makes any roleplayer go Ajdjsdshksdjhjf but I like everything else that comes with it, the fluff, the simple moments. Tagging things that remind me of that ship, sending sweet asks or just even normal asks to build on our own characters as well as their relationship.
That’s how I define my ships.
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PTA Gothic
- “There’s a bake sale tomorrow,” says your son, brandishing a crumpled flier from his backpack. “What are we gonna bring?” There was a bake sale today. There was a bake sale yesterday. You are unsure of the last time there wasn’t a bake sale.
- All of your furniture is from Ikea. You brought other furniture with you, when you moved here. You are unsure of where it went.
- The stick-family on your back windshield has four figures: a man, a woman, and two little girls. One sticker keeps fading. One daughter has a cough. You replace the sticker. The new one fades. One daughter has a cough.
- “See you at the PTA meeting tomorrow, Susan!” Everyone calls you Susan. Your name is not Susan. You don’t remember what it used to be.
- You come home from work to your wife, as you do every day. She smiles lovingly with her blood-red lips, as she does every day. Her lips were not that red when you left this morning. There is no lipstick in the house.
- “Sorry to hear about Fido,” you say, over the picket fence. “Yeah,” says the neighbour, surveying the heavy loader dumping soil into the pit in his backyard. “The kids were real fond of him.”
- While barbecuing, you must always flip at least one hamburger into the air. The hamburger does not come back down. Do not forget to flip a hamburger.
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PETA
you guys remember when PETA stole people pets off their porches and euthanized them?
you guys remember how it came out that PETA kills about 90% of the animals it takes in, including healthy and adoptable puppies and kittens, stating “ We could become a no-kill shelter immediately. It means we wouldn’t do as much work”?
you guys remember when PETA advocated killing all pit bulls for the crime of being pit bulls?
you guys remember when PETA handed out these comics to children when there were no adults looking?
you guys remember when they made a porn site and then filled it with videos of animal abuse, and (also in that link) claimed cats should be vegetarian?
you guys remember when PETA lied about sheep shearing, got caught, and defended the lie as true even after they admitted the sheep in their picture wasn’t even real?
you guys remember when they tried to excuse their horrifying ways by claiming that the person who exposed them was manipulating the facts by taking them and putting them in the wrong context?
Because I remember. I remember everything.
And I’m gonna make sure everyone else remembers too.
testingforcake23
Why would they kill pit bulls they’re sweeties
dear-tumb1r
Because PETA does not care about animals. they do not care that these dogs live and breathe and feel and want love like every other dog. they do not care about the history of human/dog bonding and co-evolution, they do not care that dogs and human beings have relied on each other for millennia, they do not care that its cruel and morally repugnant to put down an animal just because you can, they do not care about animals.
PETA cares about money and publicity, its a corporation run by a psychopath who is afraid of pitts as it states in the link: she was apparently bit by one, and now she hates them.
PETA doesn’t give a rats ass about animals. They just want to kill and make money off of idiots who fall of their spiel.
wereiplier
PETA is disgusting. Don’t support them.
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@Steven Universe fans
since you clearly don’t care in the slightest about real people and real businesses, here’s another thought:
how do you think ridiculous fans ruining a business’ credibility is going to reflect on Rebecca Sugar? how do you think she is going to feel when she finds out that people have been submitting false reviews and starting arguments with one another on an unrelated business’ review page? how is she going to feel when she finds out people used her show as inspiration to cause very real damage to real-life people?
yeah. sit with that thought for a little while. if you’ll excuse me, I have about 200 more false reviews to flag and report.
holy lord that is some levels of messed up.
erinthenerdybumblebee
Guys go please leave 5 star ratings on the Keystone Motel! I made three separate accounts so that I could leave more reviews. This is really awful, and I can’t believe this is actually happening right now.
NO, DO NOT LEAVE 5 STAR RATINGS. That violates Google’s reviews policy and could get the motel in trouble. Do not leave ANY kind of falsified ratings, POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE.
If you have not PHYSICALLY BEEN TO THIS HOTEL, DO NOT LEAVE A RATING AND DO NOT LEAVE A REVIEW.
DO NOT LEAVE FALSE REVIEWS FOR BUSINESSES.
THIS IS NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO COMPREHEND.
saladparty-deactivated20190124
“so what was your character’s past like?”
Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no
So, it turns out Keystone Motel is the name of an actual, existing motel in Florida.
Which, unfortunately, many SU fans have already realized. And since the episode aired just ten hours ago, six negative reviews have been written for it.
DON’T FUCKING DO THIS.
This isn’t a god damn joke, this is someone’s business that you’re taking a shit on.
Ratings have a huge impact on places like this, and since this is clearly a small business that originally only had nine reviews over the course of three years, you people are seriously fucking with its total score and are steadily bringing it down.
is that garnets hair
universetrain
yes.
(I sensed a challenged so I took it, tusssilago)
tusssilago
NO NO DONT DECAPITATE HER OH MY GOD THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
universetrain
I aim to please, tusssilago.
Long Distance Friendships: Games
We all find ourselves with a long distance friend eventually, whether because someone moved or it’s just easier for you to make friends online. The problem can be finding time to chat or, if you do find time, finding something to do. I have a lot of friends who live in other countries, so I’ve had time to hone my list of online games. These are games that are best accompanied with a Skype call! Please feel free to reblog this with more suggestions!
- Pretend You’re Xyzzy > FREE; This is an online version of Cards Against Humanity. The games can be altered to fit your interests by choosing decks from cardcastgame.com
- Agario > FREE; It is easiest to find your friends using the party mode. Have one person create a link, then share that link with everyone. Gang up on other players to climb to the top of the leader board
- Minecraft > $27 USD; Minecraft is a great way to have a physical presence without actually being anywhere near your friends. Plus, you can build with each other and create other games within the game! I suggest looking into builds like Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play series
- Board Game Online > FREE; This game is more mature and requires a lot of reading, but if you’re into board games and adventure, it’s worth looking into
- Town of Salem > FREE; Town of Salem is a game known by many different names but has now been adapted for an online version. You may also know it as Werewolf. It can be difficult to get the hang of, so I would suggest reading the roles and these handy tips
- Omegle > FREE; Omegle can be incredibly fun if used right. Decide on a mutual interest and try to find each other. You can attempt to find each other on cam, though be wary
- The Jackbox Party Pack > $25 USD; Definitely worth the money. This pack gives you five games that test your trivia, your ability to lie successfully, and your artistic abilities. Also, check out Quiplash
- FMK > FREE; Using a long list of names (be as aburd as possible), have a friend pick a number between one and ten. The first three multiples of that number and their corresponding names on the list are the people/characters/items that the player must choose to fuck, marry, or kill
- Paranoia > FREE; Based on the post created on Tumblr. Using Skype, someone will private message a question. The answer must be said out loud in a call. Put 0 or 1 into RANDOM.ORG and, if it’s a 0, then the question remains a secret. If it’s a 1, the question is revealed.
aphbelgien
not really a game but something fun to do:
Plug.dj > FREE; listen to music hosted on YouTube or Soundcloud together. You can create your own private room or join a public room. My friends use it a lot just to watch YT vids together but that’s your choice. There is an in-room chat.
aywood
On a similar note to that website, and I am thinking of creating a separate post to this one, you can share a virtual browser over at rabb.it for free! You can watch movies, listen to music, and basically pretend that you’re in the same room, without getting out of bed.
Wine or Cheese > FREE; This is a player-directed roleplay game, whereby one person becomes the narrator and another person (or a group of people), control the decisions in the storyline. The story can be about anything and go anywhere. The only limit is everyone’s imagination.
If you’re having issues with Pretend You’re Xyzzy, you can try…
Decks Against Society > FREE; Similar to Xyzzy, an online version of CAH, but you can make custom decks to bother your friends with. The big difference is format preference. The major drawback compared to Xyzzy is that with Decks you NEED an account. With Xyzzy, an account is not needed to play.
Tetris Friends Arena > FREE; Multiplayer Tetris with private games of up to six people (excluding yourself). Can be played without an account, but the game will kick those without an account out after a few rounds for some reason.
talk-gamtav-to-me
Just to be clear when I reblog soul mate stuff or talk abot soul mates I dont think Soul mates are exclusively romantic. I think a soul mate is someone you connect with on a different level and they understand you.
Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult.
Stop, Drop, and Roll was always such a big deal as a kid… I really thought I’d be on fire more than this as an adult.