im too old for this

my contribution to the ten year anniversary of the mishapocalypse

happy anniversary i guess

It is very good and important that the nightmarish physical manifestation of fear itself is both queer and a manwhore 🌟

Oh my god so WHAT if he’s a nightmare incarnation that walks amongst the living killing mortals for pleasure. You’re just jealous that he drives a convertible and could pull off a beige suit sunglasses and straw hat combo without looking like the lead singer of a wedding band AND knows how to talk to little children who all think he’s so cool and fun because he buys them ice cream and saves them from abusive households and pedophiles but when you’re out on the streets all the neighborhood children point and laugh and attack you with sticks and stones because you’re a pale weirdo dressed in 16 layers of black garment in mid July and looks like you suffocated a sea anemone in black dye and styling gel for your hair. Maybe instead of being in other people’s business you can focus on improving yourself and stop looking for a way to justify your internalized homophobia

i love the villains in the sandman because they're all just messy bitches who live for the drama. lucifer, aka the first being to Stir Shit Up. desire, the hottest messiest sexiest bitch in existence. the corinthian, who, when he's supposed to kill a random guy for his evil plan to work, can't help but make out with said guy first because he is just THAT gay

corinthian my love. my sweet sweet boy. love of my life. my bestie. my homeboy. my darling boy. my babygirl. my beautiful beautiful man. he can do no wrong he’s just chilling. he’s just gaying around.

the corinthian is THE character ever. motherfucker has sauce for days. he’s a nightmare personified chilling on earth. he drives a convertible. he eats eyeballs but he doesn’t even do it with the teeth he has in place of his eyes. he charms everyone he meets. he’s a keynote speaker at a serial killer convention. he was even gay.

weird vertigo girls will see a man that eats eyes (human eyes) (he removes them from people's skulls so he can eat them) (just plucks them right out) with his eye mouths (mouths where he should have eyes) (he has no eyes they are just mouths) (teeth and everything) (he wears sunglasses to cover them up but they're under there) introduced to the audience at cereal con (the serial killer convention) (the convention where serial killers meet up to talk about murder) (because he kills people and eats their eyes with his eye mouths) and go omg look it's the bestie!!!

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the corinthian as an homage to 19th-century gothic fiction & 1980s horror franchises; the corinthian as a commentary on humanity's fascination with serial killers; the corinthian as an echo of frankenstein's monster; the corinthian as the embodiment of freudian rebellion against the father; the corinthian as an ambiguous expression of queer fear & anxieties; the corinthian as a meta-textual response to the moral panics surrounding comics themselves; the corinthian as—

A good story (via)

brb, doing some changes to the registration page

siblings (derogatory)

Me alone talking to myself: no cuz I don’t think you bitches really get it