July 20, 2017 marks the 280th birthday of William Maclay whose diary provides vital insights into the inner workings of the first US Congress, as well as his utter loathing of Vice President John Adams.

(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown

*off-key kazoo*

After vine died we are reduced to text form vines

I needed this today.

he came for his entire life holy shit

Damn.

This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while!

Really Flat Earth Theory:

Same as regular flat earth theory but mountains are fake.

not to be too millennial but

no money

no house

just avocado

This is probably the single greatest moment in television history.

Artist specialized in paintings of Chase bank on fire

I love Alex Schaefer impasto works depicting branches of Chase bank going up in flames in daytime. They were from a series by him called “Disaster Capitalism,” and apparently the banks (and cops) would pretend he was planning acts of arson to try and make him stop painting. [via mutantspace, via Janie]

https://boingboing.net/2017/04/29/artist-specialized-in-painting.html

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072. Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

I think if Target was open 24 hours like Walmart, demons would probably manifest right in the aisles, the fabric of our universe would deteriorate and God would have to intervene