Oh so you’re a gamer-dude? Tell me five facts about Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue.

#neverforget the time that Bella wore a full length khaki skirt to meet Edward’s family and he basically lost it because he thought she looked so sexy

the mormon really jumps out in this paragraph

I’m even more focused on “bounced” and “bounded” bc did

Bella ever give off that vibe at all. Was she bubbly??? I don’t remember a single thing about Twilight apparently

why are sun bears like…that?

like what

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

I had a sales woman in furniture store try and tell me not to buy a hot bubblegum pink loveseat because she wanted me to “think about the future”

Bitch, I am thinking about the future. I already got a hot bubblegum pink couch at home and now I need a loveseat to go with it.

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

god just saw i forgot to put in the last one

Ron’s Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself. 

‘What about Ron magic?’ offered Ron. To Harry, Ron was a loud, slow, and soft bird. Harry did not like to think about birds.  

The pig of Hufflepuff pulsed like a large bullfrog. Dumbledore smiled at it, and placed his hand on its head: “You are Hagrid now.”

Gins just linked me to the Guardian piece on this Botnik chapter half an hour ago and I cried laughing, so of course within three minutes of getting on Tumblr there are illustrations. <3 <3

math is literally fucking stupid and i don’t do it...i cheated my way through every math class in all of grade school and some of college and now i don’t even need to take it because it’s not for my major. like literally fuck off, math!!!! my teachers would always say you can’t run away from math and that’s exactly what i did

Technology then and now

at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn

As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out, “At last it is possible for a single human being to accidentally swallow all of the data collected by the Apollo Program.”

now that is a review

holy shit Bill

ashish fw17

When life gives you lemons, combine their DNA with a prehistoric mosquito that was preserved in amber and create the Tyrannosourest Rex.

Check out this robotic hand which can touch and feel, improving perception and reflexes for its user. [ Δ ]

This Robot Hand Will Allow You To Bother An Entire Duck

the new star wars looks so good

“Why do you have to say goodbye?” “If I say goodbye, the nation learns to move on. It outlives me when I’m gone.” (x)

THIS#is the most OFFENSIVE#THING#i have EVER SEEN#IN#MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#WHY IS THIS HAPPENING#AN ACT OF WAR#AN UNPROVOKED ATTACK#AN ATROCITY#WHY IS HE HANDSOME#WHY IS HE BROAD#WHY IS HE HEAVING SENSUALLY#WHY DOES HE HAVE ARMS LIKE THE PROWS OF TWO MIGHTY SHIPS#WHY ARE HIS LASHES SO LONG AND HIS HAIR SO SLEEK#why is that ILLEGAL CRIME of a SHIRT unBUTTONED SO PERFECTLY#PUT HIM IN JAIL. IN JAIL RIGHT NOW#chris evans#FUCK!!!!!!!!! ( @sashayed )