Fly Away

Avengers Endgame spoiler:

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

That is

12 hours

Oh god

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

The sheer anguish is painful to look upon

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

😂 😂 😂

💀 💀 💀

harry can’t duel

harry can’t duel

harry cannot duel

he only uses expelliarmus and he cannot duel

even if he’s dueling the FUCKING DARK LORD

Imagine the conversation ministry officials must be having when they see his auror application:

“He’s Harry Potter!”

“I know but that doesn’t change the fact-”

“Harry! Freaking! Potter!”

“We still need him to attend extra duelling lessons-”

“We can’t put Harry Potter in extra duelling lessons!”

“He only ever uses one spell-”

“Yeah, but he’s really good at it.”

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

Harry Potter, the boy who dared to ask, “why study all these other spells if I can get really good at yeeting everyone’s wands out of their hands”

the day a dark wizard encounters the word ‘lanyard’ is the day harry potter dies for real

pomegranates are proof that god exists and is a sadist

would a kind and loving god make the most delicious fruit in the world have the tiniest ratio of flesh vs pith? would evolution produce a fruit whose seeds are meant for dispersal, yet are encased in an impenetrable leathery rind? god is real and god hates us

Maybe we just need to evolve horse-like teeth

i dontt want you to say that

God made pomegranates as puzzle toys for our enrichment.

(via sc_x_cs)

Fuck whoever made this lmfao

wild animals don’t have “mutuals.” you know what they have? predators and prey. and to me, the blue site is nothing but the serengeti on a hot afternoon

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

god i miss this

What even was Miiverse?

IM CRYING