baloreigns reblogged
watching ghost adventures at 1pm: lol
watching ghost adventures at 1am: fuck
IM FUCKKGN
…oh no.
Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.
Dean Ambrose forgets his birthday
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
reminder to any adults following me: dont forget to pay that bill
reminder to young adults following me: dont forget to drink water and take your medication if you have it
reminder to kids following me: dont forget to feed your dog and dont take your time for granted
reminder to babies following me: learn to read bitch
I AM SCREAMING!!!!!!!
NO ONE IS READY.