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Anonymous asked:

Can you do friends to lovers with kookie please??? I'm so so soft and you write him so well (without the use of smut like,,, bless you I'm so tired of only seeing smut of him these days)

warmau answered:

sure!! thank u for liking how i write him ^^ find jimin (here) & yoongi (here) ~

you and jungkook volunteer at the public library and tbh ,,,,,,, for the first week you don’t even talk
like you don’t even make eye contact it’s,,,kinda weird,,,,,
until one afternoon you notice two giggling, loud boys standing in the comics section and you look up to see jungkook going over there
but the giggling just gets louder until you notice that instead of telling them to quiet down????? he’s just giggling along with them
and when you make a “SH” sound all three look over
and the other two boys are the infamous hoseok and taehyung duo,,,,,,,who are to put it simply,,,,,,,class clowns
and jungkook seems to kind of flush when he notices the look you’re throwing over there
and as hoseok and taehyung walk past your front desk to leave taehyung leans over and asks if you’d be so kind to look after their little brother which you assume means jungkook
and you just answer with a flat ‘no talking in the library.’
for a while you forget it even happened
but by the end of your shift you see jungkook coming back inside from a short break and he’s carrying two drinks
and he sets it down in front of you and you’re like ?
and he kind of fidgets with his name card but scratches the back of his neck and is like “s-sorry about my friends,,,,,i don’t know what kind of coffee you like so i got it black and um-”
he starts rummaging around in his pockets and pulls out a bunch of sugar packets and is like “i don’t know which brand ,,,, or if you want sugar but i got these too and i could run and get milk if -”
but you just let out a giggle and jungkook looks at you with these, wide curious eyes and you’re like
“it’s fine, but thank you for the coffee.”
and it’s not like you meant to scare him or make him feel bad,,,,but the smile you give him as you pick up the drink makes jungkook breath a sigh of relief
and since that,,,you two get along really well
like when you take lunch you guys go this cute local pizza place down the block,,,,sometime jungkook shows you what games he’s playing on his 3ds and sometimes you tell him about this cool new show you’re watching
and you find out that you actually have interests in common,,,,and basically you geek out together and even when your shifts end jungkook is sweet enough to wait for your bus to come first just so he can see you off
and it’s all cute,,,,nice,,,,friendship
until,,,,,,,,,,you both are told by the superiors that instead of regular library duties you guys are going to be downstairs getting the archives sorted
and the place is dusty,,,,cramped and old,,,,,the lights barely work and the shelves are so high up that you need to lug around a ladder
and at some point you decide that instead of the ladder you’ll just do your best to jump up and get the book you need
but after a couple of failed attempts,,,,,,you feel someone behind you and jungkook just extends his arm and gets it off the shelf
and you turn around,,,,a slight bit embarrassed and you’re like “ah thank-”
but then,,,,,,,,,,,,,he starts dangling it over your head and you’re like “jungkook - give it here-”
and he’s like “c’mon you can get it!” and you’re like JUNGKOOK DONT MAKE ME KICK YOU IN THE SHIN
and he’s like hmmm would you and you’re like “try me-”
but before you can take a step closer he steps back,,,,,,but ends up pinned against the shelf and you put up your hand to get the book, using your other hand to balance yourself against jungkook’s broad chest
and you don’t even notice you’re touching him until you lean forward and lose a bit of balance and you fall forward just a bit until you’re literally in jungkooks arms and he slowly puts the book down
those wide eyes,,,,,looking at you and you swallowing the dryness in your throat
and the book escapes your thoughts as you focus on jungkook’s lips and how you hadn’t noticed how cute his facial features are up close
and how maybe you’re inching toward kissing him and jungkook isn’t budging,,,,,eyelashes fluttering closed
and it,,,,,it almost happens,,,,but then you hear the door bang open and you two jump apart as another volunteer tells you that it’s lunch time
and you and jungkook are both blushing sooooo red that the volunteer is like “damn did the dust get to you????”
but when he leaves you kind of peek over at jungkook who has his hands over his lips and looks like he’s burning up
and you think he looks super cute so you can’t help it you reach over to take the book from his hands, put it back on the desk, and lace your fingers with his
and jungkook damn near has a heart attack,,,because oh,,,hand holding,,,,,
and you’re like “jungkook,,,this is the step before kissing,,,,we should start here?”
and he’s at a loss for words all he can do is nod in agreement as you lead him out of the room
and jungkook is pretty sure you’re teasing him because you were totally gonna kiss him just now but everytime he tries to bring it up at lunch he keeps almost choking on his food poor boy,,,,,,
you two will get to it soon though hehehe slow and steady wins the race jeon jungkook~~~

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Anonymous asked:

hkjfkndzx I really liked the enemies to lovers one !!!!!! can we get on for yoongi ?

warmau answered:

you work at a coffee shop that’s pretty popular and tbh you’re a good barista,,,,,,like you’re nice and you wish everyone a great day,,,,,but you do have ONE pet peeve
and that pet peeve is people who talk on the phone while they’re ordering,,,,,just because,,,,,,,it’s rude
like how are you supposed to catch their order in between a bunch of conversation that has nothing to do with you???
but thankfully, most people either put the phone down or excuse themselves from the line if they have a call
except,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,min yoongi
the first time he stopped by the cafe he was mumbling low into his phone, telling someone named hoseok that he didn’t know where jungkook was - he wasn’t his dad
and you’d been like ok,,,that sounds kinda serious a missing friend so you thought he’d just step to the side
BUT ,,,,,, he didn’t
he stood there taking before glancing up at you with the most apathetic look in his eyes and going “well, aren’t you going to ask me what i want?”
you’d sort of stuttered in response because,,,,,what?
but snapping out of it you picked up a cup and went “what will you have?”
but,,,,,he’d just went back to whispering on his phone and if it weren’t for your boss standing five feet away at the latte machine you might have crushed the cup in your hand out of frustration
long story short he’d given you a bleak ‘iced whatever but not vanilla’ and you’d grumbled to yourself that that wasn’t an order
but the line was getting long and begrudgingly you just caved and said “ok, your name?”
“yoongi.”
with that he’d stepped to the side and you,,,,,,holding the sharpie marker in your hand began to write ‘y-,,,,,,,,yoongus’
and you didn’t know WHY you wrote something that ridiculous. but you did
but it looked like he never noticed because the next day you saw him again,,,,,,,texting this time and saying iced whatever and you,,,,,,,couldn’t stop yourself at this point
for the next two weeks it was just you misspelling his name every way possible; “moongi, yongs, yams, yoonlee, yahoo, yuckngi, yesterday, goongi, yoyo, etc”
and him either not caring or not noticing because he’d come in,,,,,,and even when the other barista would call out ‘yams’ he’d be like ‘mine’ and leave
not sparring ONE glance back at you
until,,,,,,one day he came in and to your shock,,,,,,he wasn’t on his phone
instead he’d strolled up to the counter 20min before closing and you’d sighed getting your sharpie ready to write something that definitely wasn’t yoongi
when he motioned to the cup and was like “get it right this time.”
crinkling your nose you murmured that oh,,,,he finally noticed
and yoongi, without looking at you went “of course i did, here im going to spell it to you get ready”
biting back the urge to tell him that you very well knew how to spell his freaking name you waited
until yoongi’s eyes dropped from the menu and met yours,,,,,a small smile on his face
(that you had to admit was cuter than you expected it to be,,,,,,,,,,,anyway)
and he repeats a list of numbers and you’re like ???? is this some kind of joke because of how ive kept misspelling ur name????? are u giving me your name in some kind of scientific code?????
yoongi shakes his head at your expression and goes “it’s my number.”
shocked,,,,,,you feel the sharpie fall out of your hand and you’re like “w-why your number????”
yoongi tilts his head and goes “only people im dating can call me yongs, yams, or yahoo.”
and with that he turns to leave but stops at the door and goes “this place closes in five right, ill wait and we can go get dinner together - on me.”
and as you watch the door close behind him,,,,,you blink and feel your heart speed up in your chest and you’re like no no no i cant like him he’s,,,,he’s,,,,,,,,
but also,,,after your shift you see him,,,, leaning against the side of the building,,,,,and your heart speeds up again and ok dammit u might just wanna see where this goes,,,,,,with yongs- i mean yoongi

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Anonymous asked:

THIS IS YOUR EXCUSE TO WRITE HOTMESS BTS :)

warmau answered:

thaNK YOU !!!notes: some of these are a little more Hot than usual so read the warnings !!! also these all mention drinking in some capacity

Namjoon

you’re at a party and you’re bored out of your mind so you go toward the bathroom to take a break from the shitty music
and you see this guy???? dressed in all black laying in the bathtub reading a book
and you’re like “um-” and he looks up and he’s like “ill close the curtain if you need to p-”
and you’re like “im fine, but uh - is that comfortable?”
and he grins and is like “not really, but my friends need someone to be the designated driver when this is over and every other surface in the house is covered in people,,,,,,,doing things,,,,,so i just take cover here.”
and you’re like oh wow,,,,,and you see that he’s reading a book on like the human psyche and Renaissance art something really wild like that
and you’re like “read me a passage from that.” and his eyes go wide and he’s like ????? are you interested in art and psychology? and you’re like um,,,,,,,,,,,i just rather listen to writing than whatever crap they’re playing out there
he laughs at that and he’s like “sure let me read you this cool line about sculpture-”
and you sit on the edge of the tub listening to this strangers deep, handsome voice read out to you
and when he’s done with the passage he asks you what you think about it and you’re like “hmm,,,” and you guys spend a good two hours like that
you even move off the ledge of the tub into the tub and your sitting with your legs over the long legs of the guy and talking about what the meaning of life really means
and only when you hear someone yell out “namjooN,,,,,yOONGI is TRYING to DRIVE but he’s DRUNK”
does the guy say he have to get up and when he does you realize holy heck he’s TALL
and now you’re both standing in the tub and you hear it again, the person outside yelling for namjoon
and namjoon is like “this ,,,,,,was fun”
and you can see his ears going a bit red as he scratches at his neck and he’s like “here-”
he hands you the book and he’s like “it’s a thanks for hanging out with me.” and you’re like “oh,,,,,i only have this to give you-”
and you lean up, pressing your lips to his cheek
and namjoon’s blushing ears turn to his blushing whole face
but he tilts his head a bit and kisses you on the lips and you guys are about to make out in this tub
but the door flies open and taehyung is holding yoongi whose got the keys to the car swinging around his finger and taehyung is like hYUNG kiss them later pleASE HELP me

Yoongi

it’s 3 am and the train is empty except for you and this other dude and you’re both obviously,,,,,,,coming from the club because he’s got his beanie pulled over his eyes and you’re trying to get your bag closed but the zipper is blurry in your eyes
but then the train stops in the middle of the train and you groan because what kind of jam could happen at 3 in the damn morning
and the guy pulls up his beanie to reveal a handsome, but equally pissed off about the train face
and after 20 minutes of the train not moving you’re like,,,,outloud,,,, “what the HELL are we gonna be down here all night”
and the guy just scoffs and is like “i know right”
and you’re just like “this,,,,,,,,,,,subway is so dumb,,,,,,” and he’s like “super dumb,,,,,like whose operating this thing? a ghost? who can’t drive?”
and you let out a loud laugh and you’re like thaTS whaT IM SAYING
and he’s like “i could probably,,,,,,drive this train better”
and you’re like “you should go try” and he’s like “I WOUL,,,,d if i wasn’t,,,,,,,,,,,,tipsy,,,,,,”
and you’re like same same same
and then it’s silent until you’re like “what should we do while we wait”
and the guys like “idk,,,,,,what do you usually do to pass the time.”
and you think about it and you’re like “um,,,,,,,,i dance,,,,,,,,,,,,,,or kiss someone,,,,,,,,sometimes at the same time,,,,,,,,,i did that today,,,,,,,like a couple hours ago”
and the guy raises an eyebrow and he’s like “you sound like my friend taehyung” and you’re like “is taehyung cool” and the guy shrugs but he’s like “you can dance here,,,,,,,,,,,,,if you want”
and you decide, just for the giggles, that you will so you put your phone on the loudest volume and put on some song and start to dance the best you can with your depleated energy and blurry vision
and the guy kind of watches with a half-grin
until you move over and try to get him up and he’s like groaning that he doesn’t want to and you’re like c’mon there’s nothing else to do plus no one sees us
and at first he’s completely unmovable
until finally you get him up and he kind of tetters forward onto you and you’re like “oooooo i got you don’t worry”
and your faces are much closer now and you realize he really is,,,handsome and you’re like whats your name and he’s like ‘yoongi’ and you’re like,,,,,,,that’s such a handsome name just like your face
and he’s like you’re right
and you’re both standing there and he’s like “you said that you dance,,,,but also that you kiss people?” and you’re like um,,,yes and he’s like “well i don’t dance so-”
and you get what he’s implying and you’re like oh ill gladly kiss you but as soon as you lean up the train jerks
and you and yoongi tumble back toward the seats and he’s like woAH and you’re like laughing but it’s cute you guys,,,,,get comfortable sitting next to each other and yoongi is kinda too awkward to ask you to kiss him again
but you do kiss him, right before you get off at your stop

Jin +Hoseok [slight nsfw]

they’re office buddies with completely different personalities but damn do they love to drink together
especially when the boss is gone for the day and they have to stay overtime hoseok just pulls a bottle of whatever out of his bag and is like hyuNG let’s crunch numbers while doing back shots
and it has ended up in both of them passing out at their desks with hoseok’s tie wrapped around his head and seokjin’s collared shirt half un-buttoned
and you’re the person who shares the cubicle between their’s and,,,,,you basically take care of them before anything gets out of hand
and hoseok is always teasing you and messing up your hair and calling you cute while soekjin is always lecturing you on manners and asking you to taste test what he’s brought from home
and it’s ,,,,,, tiring but at least they’re not creepy and if anyone is creepy toward you they’re both like “square up. right now. we’re basically their bodyguards stay back.” jin even once got a stapler and was like @ the creep “im not afraid to use this in ways you thought unimaginable”
one night when it’s the three of you hoseok is like “i just had three shots and an amazing idea: truth or dare”
and jin is like “you know,,,usually i’d tell you that’s for highschoolers but i hate everything right now so let’s do it.”
and of course you can’t play truth or dare with two people so guess who gets roped in: it’s you
and you’re like fine whatever and hoseok is like truth or dARE and you’re like “Dare” because you aren’t about to spill any secrets about yourself
and hoseok is like “,,,,if i was,,,,,,,not thinking about another shot i would say do something silly but i dare you to kiss the one you think is more hotter: me or seokjin”
and if you choose hoseok you like roll your eyes but says “sorry seokjin” and lean over to kiss hoseok
who is SURPRISED and seokjin is so offended he excuses himself to go look in the mirror for a while and you’re sitting there like “ok truth or d-”
but hoseok is like “do that again” and you’re like what and he’s like “please, do that again.”
and you’re like,,,,,ok and you crawl over to him and bring your lips to his and he suddenly has his arms around your waist and pulling you toward and ontop of him
and he falls back against the carpeted floor of the office and you’re just like ,,,,,not just kissing now like you can feel hoseok’s tongue and his hand is slipping from your waist downward
and you’re like “wait - seokjin might come ba-” and hoseok is like “he won’t. he’s gonna have a date with the bathroom mirror so do you want to stay on the floor or should i get you on my desk-”
if you choose seokjin you get kind of embarrassed because you’re like “i,,i can’t kiss seokjin,,,,,” and seokjin sticks his tongue out at hoseok because hA they thin im more handsome and hoseok makes a face but is like “kiss him, i dared you.” and seokjin grins at you and is like “i don’t mind!”
and you’re looking at him,,,,,with his button down and his neat tie and his slicked back hair and you’re like “,,,,,i,,,,,,,,,,”
and hoseok is like “FINE ill leave and give you two some privacy” and you’re like “hos-” but it’s too late he’s gone and seokjin is looking at you suddenly with a Much Different Expression
and he carefully undoes his tie and is like “it was too tight, now come here” and you’re like uh ,,, um,,,,,,,wha,,,,,,,,
but seokjin is taking your wrist and you’re like oh- and when his lips press softly against yours,,,,it’s like heaven and you might as well just leave this planet right in this moment
but then you’re also like,,,,,you let your hands come up and undo his button down and seokjin is like smirking and he’s like “you really want to go that far already?”
and you stammer a bit but seokjin is full on smirking now and he’s like “c’mon, get up and let’s go.” and you pass by hoseok whose coming back from the bathroom and seokjin is like “we’re gonna be using the breakroom for a while, it’s going to get loud so just go home hoseok ok?”
and hoseok is like hYUNG WHAT GET IT

Jimin

gets easily emotional over small things,,,,,but it’s what makes him charming
and he’s having like an extra hard week because work is slowly stressing him to insanity and ,,,,,, he just needs an hour to himself so he decides to go get his favorite snack at the mall
but the minute he turns around with his ddeokbokki in hand some asshole goes rushing past him and it falls from his arms and splatters all over the floor
and he tries to get down to clean it up,,,,,,,but he just stares at it,,,,,,the mess of sauce and the cakes and he’s just,,,,,, he turns back to look at you, who works the stall and ,,,,,, oh my god he’s crying
and you rush out and take off your apron and try to clean up the mess while also asking jimin what’s wrong (you know him because he’s a local at your stall) and he’s just quivering and you’re like ok ok ok come with me
and you lead him inside and put up a “on break” sign and you’re like “jimin what’s going on??”
and he’s just,,,sobbing now and you’re like omg and you don’t know what to do so you just open your arms to offer a hug
but you don’t expect jimin to throw his whole body toward you and you’re like o H
and he’s like “eVERYTHING is going WR O N G,,,,,,,,” and you’re like im sorry,,,,,do you wanna talk about it????
and he does. he really does. he talks for a longtime but you don’t mind because jimin is always so sweet and you don’t want someone so nice to keep all of this bottled up
and when he’s done, after all the tissues you used to wipe his tears to the point where you ran out and had to use your own sleeve, he hiccups and is like im sorry,,,,,,for telling you all that
but you’re like no omg it’s fine. all of us go through big messes in our life
and jimin sniffles, looking up at you and you’re like “hey let me make you some more ddeokbokki. just sit here for minute”
and when you return you give jimin the snack and he eats some
and he’s like “i love it so much.”
and you’re like “thank you!!!!”
and then you hear him go: “i love you too” and you’re like pause. what
and jimin’s eyes widen and he’s like oh no,,,,,why did i say,,,,,,,,that,,,,,,,,,,,,,now is not the time to confess to them ehrgljbgfsawdg
but you just grin and reach out to thumb away some sauce from his lip and you’re like
“let’s start with like jimin? i like you too.”

Taehyung [slight nsfw / implied taehyung + jimin + you]

wants to makeout with everyone, at the same time preferably
comes to the party wearing lipstick and glitter highlighter and a jean jacket that has half the back missing and he’s not interested in what gender or what color or what kind of physical body you have ,,,,,,if you make him laugh,,,,,,,,,,,,,like he’s gonna want to kiss you (with your permission of course) (and the permission of whoever else you 2 want to include in this group kiss)
very handsy and affectionate and tells everyone about how he once backpacked through europe and met the descendant of a prince of some province and then,,,,,,like,,,,,,,,,,made out with him,,,,,,,,,and how he met a girl who breeds snakes and how he well,,,,,,,made out with her,,,,,,,,,
“i got this tattoo on my ankle at a frat party at a college i didn’t even go to because the college was in germany”
you meet him as you’re getting a drink and you accidentally turn around too fast and it spills on him and you’re like shit im so sorry but taehyung just laughs it off and takes his shirt off and you’re like oh
and he’s like “there problem fixed” and he’s,,,,,,really lean and his pretty tan skin has some tattoos and some bruises,,,,what you presume are actually love bruises and bite-marks more than anything
and taehyung sees you looking and he laughs and is like “like what you see?” and you’re like uM,,,,,,and he’s like “who are you here with?”
and you point over to your best friend jimin who invited you along and taehyung is like “care to introduce me?”
and that’s how you end up sitting between jimin and taehyung and taehyung is so hilarious and jimin is usually shyer,,,,,but with taehyung’s open personality all three of you are laughing
and wow taehyung smudges his highlighter and the liner around his eyes and his whole cheek is full of glitter and it’s really cute and you’re like “can i kiss the glitter off your skin?” and he’s like hehe sure
and you do and then you kiss him and there is lipstick on you now and you turn around and jimin is like “,,,,,,,,you have some- come here” and kisses you
and it’s great ,,,,,,,,,, two cute boys
and you three ditch the party and jimin is like “i live down the block!!” and you know fun stuff happens however you would like to Assume it Happens
but in the morning you and taehyung say goodbye to jimin and as you’re walking out of the apartment,,,,messy hair and instead of your jacket you have taehyung’s thrown over your shoulders
you’re like “well -” and taehyung is like “wanna go get some breakfast with me? we can count it as our first date ;)” and you’re kind of taken back because oh,,,,,date,,,,,
and taehyung laughs at your surprise and he’s like “i know i don’t seem like the type to do dates, but i do. especially when i like a person as much as i have started liking you.”

Jungkook

you’ve known jungkook since you were kids but you never expected to find him sleeping on your balcony,,,,,,especially when you didn’t let him into your apartment
but that is Exactly how you find him and you’re like,,,,,what the hell i live on 4th floor how did he get up here
but when you bend down to wake him up you see that he’s got a swollen lip and some marks on the side of his face and you’re like WHAT DID THIS BOY DO
and you gently shake him, instead of yelling at him as you first planned to and you’re like “jungkook - hey - bro - bruh - dude - wake up”
and he lets out like a tiny moan of pain as he tries to roll over and his face touches the floor and when you finally get him to sit up he’s like “where am i?”
and you’re like “on my balcony”
and he’s like what the hell did you carry me up here??? and you’re like you know that’s impossible you fool you probably climbed the tree over there and then jumped or something you like doing that you’re like a spidermonkey
and jungkook laughs at that but winces in pain and you’re like “come inside let me look at your beat up face”
and he’s sitting at your kitchen table with dried blood on his face and hands and clothes that you’re pretty sure you saw him in yesterday
and you’re like getting what you can out of your medicine cabinet and you’re like “care to explain?”
and he’s like “some,,,,,,dude was trying to rob this old lady and the hyungs told me not to chase him but i did,,,,,,,,,and then his friends were waiting around the corner from your building,,,,”
you kind of sqaut down infront of him and bring the antiseptic up to his cuts and he’s like taking in a breath and you’re like “sorry, sorry”
and he’s like “they got a hold of me for a bit but then i ran away and i probably just thought this would be a good place to hide out,,,,”
you put a bandage over the cuts and try to apply something to the swollen lip of his
and you look at him,,,,,,the boy you usually see with the pure big eyes and sweet childish face,,,,,now looking rugged and you don’t want to admit it but he looks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,kind of hot
and you’re like “jungkook you’re not a superhero you can’t just go off and get beat because someone robbed someone” and he shrugs it off like he does with everything
and when you go over again to give him an icepack you found jungkook kind of falters and his eyes drop and you’re like “what’s wrong?”
and he just murmurs under his breath that you’re just ,,,,, really close
and you hadn’t noticed it but you had been leaning yourself against his thighs,,,,,basically inbetween his legs
and you can see the blush rise up in jungkook’s face,,,,,,,and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh my god,,,,,,,,,,
but after all he is an adult and you’re like dkgbvjsldld but also ,,,,,, it’s kind of,,,,,,,flattering
and you like can’t kiss his face but you decide to tease and you’re like “i know what will heal all of this up a healing kiss -” and you like take his palm and kiss it and jungkook really is blushing now. you can see the steam coming out of his damn ears
and you’re like “but also just knock on my door next time,,,,,,,don’t sleep out on the balcony jungkook WHO DOES THAT”