JOHN "SOAP" MACTAVISH Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)
Sorry not sorry
The Soap thirst has been so intense the last few days. I must be ovulating 🤣
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Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist
I absolutely fucking love haptic feedback on mobile devices. It feels like the prostate of a future tech god is showing me images of rodents. Pulse in my hand, boy.
You are really not going to like what getting a reply does to my phone
This amounts to prayer btw
My mom said i couldn't sleepover, sorry freddy......
0 Nights at Freddy's
Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time
"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary
very small
Pokemon Heritage Post
I can dream
hope it’s ok i made your beast (different color palette and she’s only 4.5ft)
This… is stupid, but you know what, it delighted me to draw and that’s the most important thing <3
anyone else relate
Not a gold-digger but a gem-cutter.
Listen dude, I knew we went on that magical adventure to nutritionland. We learned a lot from president cauliflower. But I'm gonna be real dude, I think nutritionland is an ethnostate.