Julitz

"you’re obsessed with your mental illness"

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

"it’s all in your head"

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

!!!!!!

nezua:

I blinked one day and when I opened my eyes, it was normal to have an American army battling Americans on American streets. No one even calls it a war. But it is.

this man is a national treasure

This is what it looks like to drive through a snowstorm with your high beams on

This Paul Smith cosmos-print shirt was spotted in the wild by two gum(shoe) nebulas, Dr24Hours & Dr. Sarah Kendrew, and on the internet by  amnhnyc curator Dr. Mordecai Mac Low. You can also wear the print dressed down as a t-shirt.

I spy some real constellations (like Taurus) and the planets are a nice (if unrealistic) touch – they are, after all, located all over the sky, even though we can’t see them.

—Emily

Oh my that button up…

Not many things make me stop dead in my tracks, but here's one of them. Stars on a shirt? Sign me up

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

alfred, that is not what the red telephone is for

Ever wonder what the property across from the Westboro Baptist church looks like. Not even joking.

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

"i don’t know what to draw"

"i always mess up"

"BUT I SUCK"

Whenever you feel sad about your art, listen to Bob Ross.

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

Freedom truck

*whispers* Its almost hoodie season

Being a nice person is so fun

Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it

Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets

There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.

Art by Kylogram