Looool

The longer I look at this the more unsettled I become

You have to walk through the bathroom to access three of the four bedrooms in this house

One of those three is the only room with an en-suite bath. And it isn’t the master bedroom.

Wait the middle bedroom literally has no windows

This distance is ~20 feet and you have to tour the entire house to move from Point A to Point B

Building this house in the sims and timing how long it takes a sim to get from the master bedroom to the sidewalk to go to work (he misses his entire shift)

this is a saw trap

y'all heres the real estate listing the middle bedroom does in fact have no windows also there's a pool that's not even mentioned??

take the 3D tour if you have the strength i do not lmao

The house was designed by the people who made the IKEA showroom floors

I'm at the labyrinth. I'm at the housefire deathtrap. I'm at the combination labyrinth and housefire deathtrap

It’s always “why did you get in the river” and “your soaking wet” and never How was the river The river looked fun was it fun

Well? Was it fun?

Yea

Be careful princess  🌸

I just love that multiple people not only though “the black one is a princess and those are her bodyguards” but also came to the conclusion “they’re also, obviously, samurai.”

Sure would be a shame for lots of people to see this

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn’t be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can’t download a patch. The game shouldn’t be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

I guess it makes no difference if I reblog this now but our friend here said a normal, objectively correct thing about video games and somehow this post still blew up with some goofy as hell disagreements. Sorry but most video game studios these days are pushing out lazy products and it is not normal for a game you buy to need DLC or patching to work; the PSX and the N64 and the original Xbox all got by without that shit being routine.

ostinato || part one

summary: the road keeps bending back upon itself, and there’s nothing he can do to stop it. time loop au [part two] warnings: canon major character death, copious amounts of sadness word count: 4430

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“Do I dare Disturb the universe? In a minute there is time For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.”

(He doesn’t know it yet, but it begins when he sees a glimpse of skull and bone and the universe turns on its side like a spinning coin.)

Time has never held much meaning for him until he felt the clockwork gravity of the earth settle low in his stomach. The decades of human existence were like seconds, centuries mere blips in his periphery. It was nothing to him but an endless stream, ceaselessly rushing forward with no significant value. He stood in the rush of it, untouched.

Maybe this is why, as he wakes up at 8:24 in the morning with his breath stolen from his throat, lifeless green eyes flashing through his head, he thinks it’s a fluke.

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Dr.F : Michael, it seems you have fallen in love with your friend here.

M : WHAT!?

T : Oh? Is that so, Mikey?

Sorry I haven’t updated anything for a month. I recently lost one of my parrots, and she was like my own child.

I fell into a deep hole of depression that I couldn’t bring myself to draw anything at all.

But you know what?

Today I wanted to draw. And I just wanted to draw something to make myself happy.

And yeah, I drew these 2 lovely idiots. OF FUCKING COURSE!

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible