emily

girl are you okay? you’ve been consuming so much media lately that you haven’t allowed yourself to feel one single human emotion for months

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

why does literally no one talk about hozier being a flat earther lmao

sorry guys my new years resolution was to start a disinformation campaign

ok im done talking about lady gaga………….for now…………..

me while my best friend gives birth

great opportunity to sing born this way

Grandmas FTW ✨

Okay but for people who struggle with their co-ordination (me): GAME-CHANGER

fuck it up granma

Tbh I love checking my email

masterpost

noooooooo you killed him

this is what doctors do to you when you’re on anaesthetic before you wake up

I am not ready for the mood guys

Me receiving affection: ☺🌷😌️👌❣💕🎉💛🎊💞🎈💖💯‼️ Me replying to affection: haha ur gay