Friendly reminder: Someone holding you accountable is not the same as someone “attacking” you
*inserts hard pill to swallow meme*
good takes on tumblr are the best because everyone’s URL on this site is terrible.
thank you for the life lessons, booty scientist and creamy nut
No, but literally, same.
god i feel this in my bones
Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.
1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.
2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.
3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.
So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud.
I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”.
And I just had to send this email:
And basically I’m ready for death how was your day
I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How
hes not german hes drusselsteinian check your Facts
moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk
always…
the internet should be funny animal pictures and thats it!
example
😢😢😢 I’m fucking crying over here, “Pokémon Theme" Singer Jason Paige Sings Pokémon Theme Again, After 18 Years! This is freaking epic
When I get a new game
this bitch (me) is so unproductive!! like !! put down ur phone and do ur work!!
May 18th, 2018
Gay gayteenth, twentygayteen
That is all have a lovely gay day
frigay
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADDITION
