“Well, I’d like to forget how  b a d  you smell, but I don’t have that luxury.” 

                 ❛     christ fine !!  jesus —– twat.     ❜

        ❛   t’at drink better be strong when I get back ‘f I             haf’ ta deal with you longer than necessary.       ❜

                       “Don’t worry, I’m not one for weak drinks.                                       But you better hurry back - that other offer                                                  might  e x p i r e  if you keep me waiting too long.” 

                 “I said you need a shower, you smell like shit.” 

                ❛     Oh right, fer a moment I forgot how rude you were.  ❜

               “Well, I’d like to forget how  b a d  you smell, but I don’t have that luxury.” 

               “How about this - you go take a shower, i’ll fix us both something  s t r o n g e r  than a beer, and when you don’t smell like you’ve been living in the garbage for two weeks, I’ll suck your cock.” 

               ❛         I jus’ —– wait, wot did you say     ?        ❜

                 “I said you need a shower, you smell like shit.” 

                 “Oh, of course I do, but none of them are nearly as  f u n  as you. Is there a limit to how much you  s u l k  a day? After six or so hours can you shut it off, or is it just permanent?” 

            ❛ I’m not sulking —- I’m jus’ pissed off. There’s a difference an’ yer not helping. So either get me a beer or piss off. ❜

               “How about this - you go take a shower, i’ll fix us both something  s t r o n g e r  than a beer, and when you don’t smell like you’ve been living in the garbage for two weeks, I’ll suck your cock.” 

Matt Bomer + Skin

                     “Yeah, that’s not happening any time soon.” 

               ❛   don’t you haf’ other people ta torment?   ❜ lips would twitch, keeping the amusement from slinking into sight.

                 “Oh, of course I do, but none of them are nearly as  f u n  as you. Is there a limit to how much you  s u l k  a day? After six or so hours can you shut it off, or is it just permanent?” 

                      ❛   Oh piss off ——-      !       ❜

                     “Yeah, that’s not happening any time soon.” 

ahs: murder house sentence starters

                           - - - - - - I GOT NOTHING,NO ONE. FOR ETERNITY.                                  ( independent donovon from ahs: hotel. mature content && trigger                                   warnings apply. semi-selective.  gmt -5 && -6.  played by maddy, )

                                  ( && OPEN )

                      “Please tell me you’re joking  -  or better                         yet, don’t say anything, and just leave.”