"No one ever tries to flee capitalism."

Well, that was a lie.

That last quote took me out lmao

They have the privilege like me to escape to Europe. It gives me a sense of guilt because I wish to help the people in the US but don’t know how

But tbh homelessness and capitalism is bad here too it’s just a decade or two away from the US

pick one you bald genderless idiot

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

Them

french jason derulo be like. jason deruleaux

wait

WHAT

a hook emerging from beyond the curtain to pull me offstage really would solve so many problems. irl and online

this would fix me

mellow.doodles

rats can drive cars btw. if u even care

fun fact: the lab rats got into the cars and drove on their own free time, even without any treat or reward being offered

fun fact #2: the scientists actually found that the rats stress levels were lowered while driving, implying that rats find cars therapeutic

I love the whole branch of cognitive experimentation that just amounts to “we taught rats a fun new game and they really liked it”

same shit, different fandom

check out these dogs

MALALA

This is why fat shaming can have tragic consequences.

If this sort of weight-based medical bias happens to any of y'all, politely tell the doctor (during your visit) that you want them to write in your file that they are refusing ordering tests for you because of your current weight. This usually causes them to order the test anyways because they do NOT want a malpractice suit. Remember: You want to make a paper trail to hold them accountable.

i have 3 moods:

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

i want your lmao on my desk in one hour