THIS IS MY TUMBLE

I have no idea who Peenythus is

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

Here’s some random quotes that my friend randomized and I drew.

There is more of them but I have to sleep now so have this lol

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

I’ve had this queued for 4 fucking years so it’d be reblogged on a Monday. the next time this can be accurately reblogged is in 6 years

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

The face of a changed man:

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

I know this is randomly generated but I need this footage

They literally moved best actor to the last category over best fucking picture to capitalize on the tragic death of the frontrunner but then not only did that frontrunner NOT win it went to the one guy in the category who didn’t go to the ceremony

Wanna clarify that this post is less abt who deserved to win and more about ABC/the academy blatantly using Chadwick Boseman’s death as a ratings booster and then looking like fools when their greed blew up in their faces

Apparently Anthony Hopkins’ reps begged the academy to let him attend via zoom instead of going to one of the designated oscar gathering spots since A. He’s high risk for COVID and B. His father just passed and he wanted to be with his family and they said no??

Important to add:

ON TOP OF WHICH,

Profanitee

A manatee that swears at random times

From facebook; mic drop.

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english