oh SHUT UP
Me
@fomohomo / fomohomo.tumblr.com
oh SHUT UP
Me
- the employees are feeding fries to a possum on the counter. you didn’t know possums grew that big. - the person who walks up to claim your food order as their own looks almost, but not quite, exactly like you. you wish the employees would stop spelling your name wrong. - the floor is very, very sticky. it sticks to your shoes and underneath the peeling tile is a flat grayness. you drop a chicken nugget in one of the gray spaces and don’t hear it hit the bottom. - you laugh at the “children must take corporeal form to enter the playspace” sign but the attendant seems pretty serious about it. - you can drink more soda out of the cardboard cups than seems spatially possible. after a while it doesn’t taste like soda anymore. - contrary to popular belief, it’s totally safe to eat the meat. it’s just some of the customers have a broader definition of “meat” than you’re accustomed to.
It’s not that Marvel Netflix isn’t good, but how are they supposed to compete against this apex of comic book tv
My achilles heel
“They said that my call to abandon anti-Black appropriation forces them to either 1.) be White or 2.) play into model minority or orientalist “kung fu” stereotypes. It didn’t even occur to them that there is another cultural space to inhabit, that we could form a distinct culture that is not Asian, not White, not Black—but Asian American.“
Me trying to stop a virgo from trying to fix every single problem they see
Me trying to stop a libra from socializing with everybody
Me trying to stop an Aquarius from disassociating and leaving
Me trying to get a Taurus to do things my way and not theirs
Me trying to stop a Leo from having a panic attack cause their being ignored
Me trying to get a Sagittarius to stick to their word
Me trying to get a Cancer to do something out their comfort zone
Me trying to get a Pisces to face reality
Me trying to get a Capricorn to let go of their grudge, forgive, and move on
Me trying to stop a scorpio from getting revenge
Me trying to stop an Aries from being obsessed over a love interest
Me trying to stop a Gemini from being flaky
ME ME ME ME
duane keiser
Excuse me?! Is this an oil painting animation?! WTF?!
All I can think of is all the painters making Vanitas still life works in 16th/17th-century Netherlands who would be crapping their pants over this
I’M AN OIL PAINTER BUT WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL VIDEO? I NEED MORE