all i do is drink water and be stupid
Being weird together in museums is a love language
hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church
Unless we share a telepathic link I no longer have anything to say
a date where we smell candles together in a store and ask each other our opinions on one's we like
you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here
our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me
we will never know the scale of their riches
♥ ♥ ♥
me after watching this
old punk rock song: 1 2 3 LETS GO igkajk kg fgjdf kjgdkjh kdl kdfhgfkkhfgh swdfkjskghf ??? SHAKFJGHAUFGNHFHNDGH !!!
me: this slaps hard
>go to friends house
>they have a humidifier
>pour gay potion in it
>leave
Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol
My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..
Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .