WebMD Middle Ages

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

A: Prepare thy soul to be shriven, for thou hast THE PLAGUE

Try These Home Remedyes

Was This Helpful aye | nay 36 out of 39 serfs founde thys helpfull

if thou dost not posess a sufficiency of time for the weaving of thine own sacks for a sackcloth & ashys perdition garment, store boute ys fine

Thys Knave Hath Procured the True & Grislye Fyngre-Bone of St. Agrippina. Thou’lt Credit NOT What Thanne Transpired 

#Doctours HATE Hym!: Lerne of a Varlet Who Hath Physicked Himself With Only Treacle (x)

Depression

It only took 14 seasons, but a plus-size designer finally won ‘Project Runway’ 

Project Runway just wrapped up its 14th season, but that doesn’t mean the show can’t have a groundbreaking “first.” The winner of the fashion design competition, Ashley Nell Tipton, is the first plus-size designer to win in the show’s history. “I’m trying to put plus-size on the map,” she told BuzzFeed. “We can be fashion-forward.” And her finale collection at New York Fashion Week, complete with plus-size models, did just that.

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such a beautiful day for fat fashion and representation. also, I want everything from this collection. ugh, just so happy!!!!

Excuse me, there is no way this is a plus-size fashion line. Where is the shapeless grey or black tunic? WHERE IS THE LEOPARD PRINT?! I don’t believe it.

the debate is just a smokescreen to hide the truth

i have so many drugs in me right now

butt shot, vicodin, tylenol, antihistamine, eardrops, a little bit of weed my friend gave me

i wish i knew what was in that wonderful ass pricking

i wish i knew a lot of things

The Geek Girl's Litany

I am a geek girl.

I embrace the word “fangirl” with open arms. 

I don’t have to prove my nerd cred to anyone, ever. 

Whether I am a comics n00b, 

or a fic writer typing up her next chapter, 

or hardcore gamer who sometimes forgets to sleep (not that I ever do that), 

no one one else gets to decide whether I do or do not belong.

From SuperWhoLock

to Shakarian, 

I accept all fandoms and ships as equally meaningful and important in our geek girl lives.

Even if your OTP

is my NOTP,

I will still like you 

(though I may have to unfollow your blog.)

I will support empowering lady created media

and amazing female characters 

who make me feel like I could be Batgirl,

if I just had some yellow Doc Martens and a vigilante complex. 

I’m the Doctor, not a companion;

Buffy, not Bella;

nobody’s sidekick,

love interest, 

or token female.

I’m driving this ship.

I’m a fangirl, 

a feminist, 

and a force to be reckoned with. 

- The Geek Girl’s Litany from The Fangirl’s Guide to the Galaxy by Sam Maggs

*CONSTANTLY WORRIES ABOUT DIPPER PINES*

I am an adult with a car and a mortgage and a job

and sometimes

I remember the Air Nomads were a beautiful society of pacifists who were wiped out by ambush all for the sake of killing a single child

And I have to stop what I’m doing for a second and sit in my cubicle and stare off into the distance and sigh

i feel this on a spiritual level

what if we had vision like bats, like:

hey what do you think of my haircut

JSUT  A FUCKIN SECOND LEMEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT LOOKS GREAT HAROLD

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

Extra credit: Tell them to “calm down.”

ask them if they’re on their period

If they speak Spanish tell them to curse you out in Spanish bc it’s so sexy

binge watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

would be a pretty shih zhu

im renaming the harry potter books

Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Snape Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Draco Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It Was Sirius Harry Potter and the Time I Thought It was Karkaroff Harry Potter and the Time Everyone Knew It Was Umbridge Harry Potter and the Time It Actually Was Draco Harry Potter and the Time It Was Dumbledore All Along

Rip Sirius Black

Me: **sobbing**

Sister: what’s wrong??

Me: it’s the 19th anniversary of Sirius Black’s death

Sister: oh my god-

Me: *sobs* HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!!

Sister: yea ok