Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep
maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning
Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.
Good News of 2017
so i have a cat now
I am such a sucker for a good love story!
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
how it feels to be an adult
This was my senior quote
Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
this.. is so hard… to keep in mind…
some person: we dont let our pets on the furniture
me:
This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster
So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr
Then I dropped it in the water and
MIKE WAZOWSKI WAS INSIDE THE BATH BOMB
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
I've never related to anything more in my life
Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.
