the hunger

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

The water deer is a small deer native to China and Korea. They’re also known as the “vampire deer” due to the fact that they grow fang-like tusks as opposed to antlers.

hey…

…got any grapes?

me: *takes some laxatives before my shift to see how long i can challenge god*

What.

it’s not hard to understand my goal

You either die a hero or you last long enough to see yourself shitted in your pants

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

i’m literally in HYSTERICS over this righr nowhdjahkshdjshsjs

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

worth watching for the end

yo what tHE FUCK ¡

Interesting fact these two are playing but they are using play behaviors of their own species so they dont really “match up”!

Dog - is “bowing” and using open mouth “bites” as forms of play

“Play fight with me!”

Cat - is giving the little paw bats they use when playing with kittens

“Cute kittens get booped!”

They are both trying to engage the other in a playful way but not understanding the others responce.

The dog is like “you smack so no play? but not hard smack and no bad noise so not angry?”

The cat is like “why you jump around? open mouth but no chomp? no hiss so is okay?”

And then they sort of settle with a kind of communal grooming gesture they both understand!

Dog: no play? okay i lay… we calm now friend!

Cat: sad? no play? is ok i luv u weird kitten!

sdjaslkdjaskldjaskldja this is the most adorable thing

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

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Leprechaun convention.

Leprecon

GODDAMNIT

One ticket for leprecon plz

Maxwell has anger management issues

he fucking killed her