@proana-grandma / proana-grandma.tumblr.com
Hello lovelies, I've been thinking for a while now and I've come to a decision. My impressive Ana knowledge needs to be put to good use. So any questions you have about how to be Ana, just message me. Think of me as your new proana Ask Abby. Xoxo, Nana
Hi Nan, some ana tips, if you took your fake teeth out and stop using your zimmerframe you'll drop 10lbs sooo quick! You won't be able to eat when you haven't got your teeth and all that exertion from not being able to walk properly will really help you lose weight *FAST*. You could even try pissing off the nursing home workers by THROWING the zimmerframe at them repeatedly! The added bonus is you'll burn all those calories with the throwing motion and they staff won't give you any food!
Bless you, angel.
Can somebody please message grandma so she can send tumbler messages to her grandbabies?
Xoxo nana
Thank you, darlings!
Can somebody please message grandma so she can send tumbler messages to her grandbabies? Xoxo nana
Any tips on how to get a nasty case of the flu? You must be exposed to plenty of diseases in a nursing home, and your age probably helps you be susceptible to all those weight loss accelerating illnesses. Sadly for me, I'm a healthy teenager with a good immune system and there isn't anything going around. I want to be ana, though. I know you can give me advice on becoming sickly and frail!
Hello dear,
Your best bet is to show kindness and visit those that are ill under the auspices of goodwill and just breathe in all those beautiful viruses!
Stay thin,Nana
Oh my god, I have a side thinspo blog I'll admit but I'm kinda in love with your blog. I know you're anti pro ana but everything you post makes me laugh, you're really funny. 10/10 would granny again.
Hope it's private tbh
Granny, I love your blog, I'm also an ana-mia granny xoxoxo, stay strong lovely, may Ana be always by your side xoxoxo
Bless you, dearie xoxo
OMG GRANDMA!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE MINCE MASH DIET PROVIDED IN MOST NURSING HOMES WILL MAKE YOU LOSE 12 POUNDS IN 10 DAYS??!! It's because you literally don't have to chew anything and your bod can just digest it quicker & absorbs less *~~cals~~*
OMG but doesn't chewing burn calories?????
Fake teeth burn real cal0ries *~follow for more soft ana ~*
Would you give your grandma ana tips? No?
Then don’t give strangers online ana tips either.
Please give me ana tips tho
Friendly reminder that proana-grandma is open to and requesting submissions
1. Fall asleep watching the weather channel to avoid calorific thanksgiving meals. 2. Get extremely drunk and belligerent. Everyone knows alcohol actually has negative calories, and think how much energy you'll burn after going on a racist, ornery tirade! 3. Loudly ask each of your grandchildren why they aren't married yet and when are you going to have some great grand babies to spoil dammit. Follow these three easy tips and never get invited to Thanksgiving dinner again! Go ahead and continue your solitary journey to thin, you winter goddess.
This blog is perfection oh man! Make sure you don't steal any more of ~Ana's~ pudding cups ;)
Thank you dearie! Though the assumption that I would eat without mom making me is quite offensive...
I tried to send one of these "e-mail" doohickeys to goddess Ana, and I got a response saying that I inherited a large sum of money, and just need to send her $4000 USD to receive my millions! I knew Ana wouldn't let me down
I'm about to get a total hip replacement and I'm so devastated because the titanium implant weighs so much more than regular bone. Now I'm going to be 1 lb even farther away from my UGW. Help me stay strong, lovelies.
Just an FYI for all you ladies out these, I’m single and looking for a wife. Ideally between the ages of 70 and 84 and pro-ana like me. Must haves are;
Not yet, but she won’t even knit me red pro-ana suspenders :(
Knitting burns a lot of calories, and if red suspenders are worth me hitting my UGW before you then...
