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Soulmates, but with the British meaning of “mate.” Two homies bound by a platonic string of fate.

Imagine if bread cost 100$ a loaf unless you subscribed to Groceries+ insurance provider for 250$ a month. All insurance companies should be nuked from orbit. Failed civilization.

Skeletons… gotta be one of my favourite genders <3

im still pissed off about シ and ツ

I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?

im going to stab you in the face

ソン of a—

There’s really ノ need to get ソ worked up over something as miンor as this!

ワt the フck is going on

this is my worst nightmare.

Oケ guys let’s chill out, it クld be a lot worse.

I can’t speak for every screen reader, but if you listen to this post on VoiceOver it reads almost perfectly.

For those without a screen reader that transitions between English and Japanese so easily (or sight readers who can’t read Japanese): the symbols are Japanese Katakana. Each symbol represents a phonetic syllable. The entire post is just making puns with that, except for the first post, which is just OP being upset that [shi] and [tsu] look so similar.

This isn’t really a plain language transcription, but more of…a sort of translation?

Thank you for the translations. I knew the characters were forming jokes, but I didn’t have the energy to look up every single character.

Keep making jokes like this it’s the only katakana practice I get these days

Source

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

effervescent

Pondering the snorb

won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store

can't believe I nearly forgot to share this

Free him

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

Rool

real