your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

SPONGEBOB…

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

Ugly laughter

the fandom: omg kenma is sooo baby we have to protect him

Kenma:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

i’m in your walls eating the wood faster than the termites and giving them self esteem issues

u can’t tell me that this doesn’t have edward elric written all over it

ed, transmuting his arm to this monstrosity at every available opportunity: it’s fashion babey !

ling yao, who can’t handle this: i WILL kill you with my bare hands

@cynicalkittycat

you HAD to tag me

Crochet Birds / DIY Patterns

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Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about him

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

hold on i gotta make a post

Wow.. she has such a way with worms…

Ooops…

お誕生日おめでとう、大地^-^