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OH the discord loot boxes thing was an april fool's joke
right so that only works if that doesn't seem like something your corporation would genuinely do, thus leading one to immediately and without paying attention close the annoying popup indistinguishable from other discord popups advertising new and unwanted features
FETCH ME NEIL
Happy birthday, boys!!
gay old woman I love youuuuu
Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...
Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens
NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE
Princess and assassin <3
Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?
ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.
So long as the rat sized horses still have the legendary highly breakable legs of normal horses you could eliminate all 100 with a single sweep of a jump rope.
Compelling. Evocative. I can't shake the notion this is an item on the finite list of things which get you instantly locked out of heaven.
Come at me bro. I grew up AFAB in the 90s. We got this!
No rat-sized horses will make it near me!
Peter at the Pearly Gates in the cold predawn sips his bitter coffee and reads your list of sins, expressionless. He overlooks everything until he hits page 37 and he pauses, abruptly, and looks at you. Neither of you say it but you know. You both know.
sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared
suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU
This post has been UwU-ified!
you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.
sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3
My powers far exceed him.
if you opened discord’s april fools day loot boxes how long did it take you to get all the items? it took my friend 18 boxes but me 65 and i want to see how bad my luck is
please reblog purely because it seems like almost no one played their april fools loot box game and if that’s the case it would be really funny
is that simple task bothering you queen
I'm glad to have booped you all. I'm glad y'all booped back. I'm glad we were here, paw in boopable paw.
i have not booped half of you as well as i would have liked, and i have booped half of you half as well as you deserve.
i need to eat a food. none of the food in the house is The Right Food. what is the right food? only god knows. and we're not on speaking terms right now.
