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too punk. too rock. too hillbilly. too rockabilly. 24, norwegian, taken.all my friends are heathens don't you know this blog is a mixture of personal blog; rp blog; rph blog; muse blog; so goahead, knock yourself loose.
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Sleep, my little Kovu. Let your dreams take wing. One day when you’re big and strong… You will be a king.

THE LION KING II: SIMBA’S PRIDE (1998)

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36 weeks today and a part of me is terrified of going into labour and another part of me is like "can he get out already" 🤣

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MY SURVIVAL GUIDE TO NORWAY [ CITY BASED]

  • MONEY; norway rarely uses cash and you might encounter places that won't take cash. (But usually stores and such does, because of the law.) So debit card (or credit card) is the real deal here. Our currency is NOK, Norwegian Kroner.
  • also; we don't really do the tipping thing, especially not in "cheaper" places. Some might in highend places but normal places? Nah. So really, there is no point. The staff does not depend on tip the way they might do in some countries.
  • BUSES/TRAINS SO ON; since you are going to Oslo, the public transport options are good. There are plenty of buses, subways, trains and even trams (which is one of only 3 in the entire country (only Bergen and Trondheim got trams as well) . Fun fact at'cha.) There is some catches though. The public transport operation relies heavily on the use of apps, so it worth trying out if you know your way around apps and such. This is mostly due to discounts following app use. Paying on the train for example is more expensive. The buss company that runs in the Oslo area is called "Ruter". (Which is the norwegian word for routes.)
  • also; if you can avoid it, do not sit next to someone. If there is a free row, use that instead 😂 Us norwegians get highly stressed when someone decides to sit next to us if there is free space anywhere else 😂
  • THE NORWEGIAN PEOPLE; we usually speak english well so if you can english, language is not an issue and lots of written information is on english. We might be viewed as a cold people because we cherish our social distancing (we even got a saying now with Covid that "we can't wait for the pandemic to be over to we can go back to 3m apart instead of only 1m") We do not say hey, we do not smile at each other, we do not nod/wave/talk to unknown people. EXCEPT for when we are on a hike. Then we greet literally everyone.
  • STUDENT CARD; if you got a valid student card id, bring it along. Many places such as museums, cinemas and even a few places to dine or snack, might give student discounts. This is normal within cities but not in small places.
  • WHERE TO GET FOOD? so you might be a tad thirsty or just want a bag of chips? Easy, right? Depends. If you chose to go to a gas station or small shop it is extremely expensive such as 7 Eleven, Shell, Deli De Luca so on. They do have good food to go though but be prepared for the price. If you just want candy, soda, or other type of grocery store products, use places such as Kiwi, Rema 1000, Matkroken, Coop Extra, Coop Obs. More expensive grocery stores are Helgø Meny, Coop Marked, Joker. Still cheaper than gas stations/small shops/cafees.
  • GOT A HEADACHE? Ibux and Paracet is the usual painkillers here in Norway and those you can get in a regular grocery store. Just ask for it when you pay.
  • ALCOHOL? welcome to the real tourist trap 😂 So you fancy a six pack of buds? Or a wine to store on your hotelroom? That's not as easy as it sounds. There are no typical liquor stores in norway. You can only get alcohol two places (except for restaurants and bars and such) and that is in grocery stores and the state owned Vinmonopolet. In grocery stores, there is only beer, breezer, wkd, smirnoff ice and such. Aka stuff under 5 % alcohol. You have to be 18 to buy these. Also, there's a time limit. Despite the store not closing, the alcohol sale will close after 8pm monday to friday; and 6pm on Saturdays. You cannot buy alcohol in gas stations, small shops, or such. So there is no beers for grabs in your local 7eleven. Also; no alcohol sale on sundays.
  • also; you want a wine? Or a vodka? or whiskey? Then you got to the Vinmonopolet. This is a clean nice place but is sadly really expensive. Really expensive. From monday to friday it's open from 10am to 6pm ( sometimes shorter but never longer. This depends on the store). On saturdays it's open from 10am to 4pm (also here sometimes shorter, but never longer depending on the store) Age limit is 18 year old for alcohol under 22%, while 20 years old to buy stronger than 22%.
  • ALSO; if you're surprised by the alcohol prices in the grocery store and Vinmonopolet; do not even look at the price when you order a beer or a wine when eating out. It is so freaking expensive and is the reason most Norwegian pre-drinks before going out because drinking at a pub is so expensive.
  • SUNDAYS; by law; few stores are open on sundays. Only a few grocery shops are open but never any shopping stores. Cinemas, museums, restaurants and so on are open though. So plan to do those type of things.
  • DRUG STORES. also closes super early for some...weird reason.
  • WANNA DINE? if it's day time, check if the place got Lunch menus. Those are cheaper (and also smaller meals but you might not want a full dinner at 3pm anyways). Also, asian crusines are typical cheaper.
  • CLOTHES; You might be lucky with a warm summer but that is no way to know for sure. Do pack (or put off money to buy) some thick clothing. Windproof jacket is smart and usually there is a huge chance of rain. Hopefully this will be a magnificent warm and cosy summer but we are seldom that lucky 😂.
  • POLAR BEAR ATTACKS? don't worry, polar bears do actually not even live in Norway except for Svalbard ( which is an island above the norwegian mainland).
  • CHOCOLATE; try our Freia Melkesjokolade. It is the only good chocolate tbh 🤷‍♀️.
  • HOTEL; book in advance if you can. Often breakfast is included.
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Athena: Top 5 favourite books?

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Um; hard one tbh ! 😅🙈

1: The outsiders by S.E Hinton. I basically know every word by heart 😂

2: The chronicles of Narnia by C.S Lewis (all 7 books basically )

3: Sagaen om Isfolket (The Legend of the Ice People) by Margit Sandemo (all 47 books, well 46; the last one sucked)

4: All of the Harry Potter books

5: Snøsøsteren (Snow sister) by Maja Lunde and Lisa Aisato

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Academia + Art Asks:

💫 - what does catharsis feel like for you?

🪐 - what is your current muse or inspiration?

🌟 - poetry or novels?

⭐ - fiction or nonfiction?

☀️ - pen or pencils?

🌑 - what reminds you of vitriol?

🌒 - are you an artist?

🌓 - do you write or just read?

🌔 - what is your favorite myth?

🌕 - have you ever felt equilibrium in your life?

🌖 - are you lgbtq?

🌗 - what have you fought over with yourself the most in life?

🌘 - do you have a soulmate? are they romantic or platonic?

🌙 - what do you struggle with the most?

🌠 - are you experiencing any type of content block? how long has it been?

🌌 - do you keep your art or writing to yourself, or show it off?

🌃 - do you carry yourself with pride?

🌁 - do you wish to know more of the world?

🏙 - do you feel as if you isolate yourself socially to create emotion and neglect to write with?

🌇 - do you ever wish you'd lived a perfect life?

🌄 - art museums, historic libraries, or history museums?

🌅 - what time of day do you create the best?

🌆 - what career do you wish to pursue? what do your parents want you to pursue?

🌉 - what's holding you back the most?

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Ask me anything Greek world addition:
  • Zeus: What’s your high school stereotype?
  • Atlantis: What is one thing most people don’t know about you?
  • Calypso: What’s your zodiac sign/chart?
  • Hera: What’s your best childhood memory?
  • Parthenon: Favourite vacation spot?
  • Atlas: What’s your biggest responsibility?
  • Delphi: Do you have any psychic abilities/talents?
  • Medea: What are the most painful things that have ever happened to you?
  • Achilles: Who are your inspirations?
  • Oceanus: Are you introverted/extroverted/ambiverted?
  • Athena: Top 5 favourite books?
  • Thetis: Where did you grow up?
  • Aphaia: What we’re you like as a child?
  • Circe: What are you thankful for the most in life?
  • Demeter: Are you an indoor or outdoor person?
  • Rhea: What do you value most in the world?
  • Selene: What time of day do you like the most?
  • Persephone: Are you more protagonist or antagonist?
  • Lucretia: What are you most passionate in activism about?
  • Herakles: What’s the bravest thing you’ve ever done?
  • Daphne: Have you ever been bullied?
  • Kronos: When’s your birthday?
  • The Minotaur: What’s one thing people misunderstand about you?
  • Hades: What are you most afraid of?
  • Pandora: What in the world would you like to change the most?
  • Poseidon: Which element are you most like?
  • The Pythia: What’s your hogwarts/ilvermorny house?
  • Helios: What was the last gift you ever received?
  • Aspasia: Favourite beauty products?
  • Minos: What’s a secret your parents/family don’t know about?
  • Artemis: What is your gender and sexuality?
  • Patroclus: Describe your friendship group
  • Eirene: what do you do to relax?
  • Scylla: What album would your life be?
  • Pericles: Who is your favourite poet?
  • Amphitrite: Celebrity crush/es?
  • Apollo: What are your top 5 favourite songs?
  • Uranus: What was the last message you sent?
  • Chiron: Which five fictional characters are you most like?
  • Hermes: Five most recent photos in your camera roll
  • Pasiphae: Have you ever had sex?
  • Aphrodite: Have you ever been (are you) in love?
  • Herodotus: What do you study/have you studied?
  • Ares: What really angers you?
  • Hector: Do you have any siblings?
  • Eris: What’s the most naughty thing you did as a child?
  • Aeolus: If you could host a party, how would you do it?
  • Dionysus: Worst drunk story?
  • Plutos: Best purchase you’ve ever made?
  • Eros: What’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever done for you?
  • Theseus: Have you ever gotten into a fight?
  • Medusa: How do you think people see you?
  • Hecate: What do you believe in?
  • Odysseus: Where are the most amazing places you’ve travelled to?
  • Plato: What is your definition of love?
  • Helen: What do you look like?
  • Alcibiades: Name 5 words that describe you
  • Perseus: What are your biggest insecurities?
  • Ariadne: How do you help the world/others every day?
  • Paris: Have you ever done anything stupid when you were in love with someone?
  • Gaia: What place is at the top of your travel bucket list?
  • Nyx: What are your three aesthetics?
  • Cerberus: What was your first pet?
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The Hypocrisy of Miyagi-Do

Finished all of Cobra Kai season 4 in one sitting and so spoilers ahead.

Also, this is a longer one.

Obviously this show is great and everything about it is great, but I want to bring attention to the disproportionate way it favours the LaRussos and Miyagi-Do.

In the original Karate Kid, Cobra Kai was clearly evil. More than that though, it was kind of trash. It was good against anyone who didn’t know any proper karate, sure, but the moment Daniel learned how to defend himself, he became top dog. Even more than that though, its philosophy of “strike first, strike hard, no mercy” was clearly meant to incite violence and hatred. When Johnny restarts Cobra Kai in season 1, all this sort of came back, but with a twist.

Cobra Kai is confidence and outer projections of strength. While Johnny took an aggressive approach to everything in his life and, indeed, when starting Cobra Kai again, it developed into something else. It would be wrong to say Cobra Kai didn’t start breeding bullies again, but it instilled a sense of confidence that characters like Aisha, Miguel and Eli didn’t have before. Even as Johnny softened up, he began dissuading his students from being little monsters. It was Daniel and his refusal to let go of the past that kept Cobra Kai festering in villainy. By the time Kreese came on board, it was just right for corruption.

To bring it back to Daniel: as stuck as Johnny is on the past, Daniel is as well. Johnny is bitter because his past was a mess while Daniel only seems to have gotten over it because everything went right for him. You can tell that the two are different sides of the same coin when things don’t go Daniel’s way. He throws his power and influence around to harass Johnny despite the former being no threat to him. 

The LaRussos are just the worst people and that is a hill I will die on. Starting with Daniel, he is as stubborn as Johnny if not more considering that he is used to getting his way. Several of Johnny’s relapses into his old self are either because of Daniel’s direct harassment or his refusal to consider how something would affect Johnny. I keep remembering how, in season 2, Johnny takes care of Sam after she drinks herself stupid and Daniel’s first reaction is to trash Johnny’s apartment (I mean, it was Johnny that kicked him into the tv, but still). Daniel has a tendency to get aggressive first, but he gets off scot free because he never actually throws the first punch, he just antagonizes until someone does.

Sam is the worst of the family. She has an entitlement that makes most royal heirs tell her to chill out. In season 4, she was at her absolute worst and I give her no breaks whatsoever. If I’m not mistaken, she still hasn’t even apologized to Johnny for Yasmin wrecking his car. Sam gets angry and, like Daniel, wields whatever power she has over people like a warhammer then screams bloody murder when they actually strike back. The way she treated Tori this season was way out of line even without her knowing what was going on in Tori’s life. Several times Tori was just minding her own business when Sam went out of her way to antagonize her. While I also blame Miguel for doing Tori dirty, Sam had a hand in it and yet she tries to spin it as if Tori was the villain. 

Amanda, I used to think, was the reasonable one. She was the one telling Daniel to stop messing around and focus on his actual job. Even when she relented, it was less about actually getting on board with karate and just knowing that she couldn’t stop him so it was a waste of both their times to try. All that went out the window in season 4 when she went out of her way to threaten a child. I get it, Tori hurt Sam, cool, but there was no reason to go to this girl’s workplace to make a scene. I can’t say Tori would have listened otherwise, but maybe meeting her outside of work. Or actually trying to figure out why. Or even just waiting for Tori to get violent first. But no, she went into this child’s workplace guns blazing and then went about her day when Tori got fired. 

Not much to say about Anthony, but he’s a little shit. That is all.

Now, the show villainizes Cobra Kai (I group Eagle Fang in there too as it’s the same style) and everyone associated with it. I have mixed feelings on how this is portrayed because, on the one hand, yes, John Kreese might actually be Lucifer himself and Terry Silver is the war god Ares, but there is some good in Cobra Kai that I’d touched on earlier.

Cobra Kai is about strength and, in the wrong hands, it’s a tool for bullying and destruction, but, in season 4, the Cobra Kais were all pretty happy just being themselves. We don’t spend much time in the high school this season, but Kyler seems to almost always be having a party with his Cobra Kai friends and not harassing the other students. Granted, he could do both, we never actually see this while we do see Miyagi-Do students showing unnecessary aggression to those they don’t like such as Kenny. Tori and Robby, while they set out initially to be a nuisance to Sam and Miguel, decide on their own that they’d rather just be in each others company than bother with their exes. It was those exes that started a fight and even post-fight left seething while Robby and Tori were just happy to be together enjoying normalcy for once. 

Say what you will about John Kreese (I mean, I just called him the devil) but he actually seems to care about his less fortunate students. In as much as it helps him somehow. Whatever his rationale, he gave Robby a place to stay and took care of Tori’s abusive landlord. It was Daniel and Amanda who blamed and judged these kids for circumstances beyond their control before doubling back once the circumstances were revealed to them. Kreese went looking for the problem and helped in the ways he knew how. Granted, these are short term solutions. Threatening to cut off a landlord’s willy and letting a homeless kid stay in a warehouse isn’t going to do much for these kids’ futures (whom Kreese seems to think is going to be spent practicing karate with him until the moon splinters), but it is leagues better than what Daniel and his family are doing.

In conclusion, Miyagi-Do is toxic. No hate to Mr. Miyagi himself though. In fact, Miyagi-Do worked for him and the lessons he wanted to impart onto Daniel. The very fact that he insisted that Daniel find his own way meant that he didn’t intend of Daniel to form a cult-like reverence of him. 

Daniel might preach peace, but his students and his family and even himself show that he has no interest in a non-violent scenario, just one where he always wins. As a consequence to this dissonance, Johnny has to be made to be even more unreasonable. When Sam and Miguel picked a fight and then ran away, he almost seemed upset at the fact that they picked a fight to begin with, but then doubled down on the idea that it was the running away that was the problem.

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LYRA BLACK PREWETT

Daughter of Lucretia Black and Ignatius Prewett, Lyra was a loved, loud and fierce child. She loved with burning passion, she yearned to be just as good, compassionate and kind as the rest of her cousins Molly, Fabian and Gideon.

Though, the cursed blood of the House Of BLACK, was pumping through her veins, poisoning her mind, urging her to do every evil deed she could think off...

rach, 25+, welcome to my insane world of harry potter lunatics. ocs are more than welcome here ♡

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