Consent is not convinced.

Consent is not coerced. 

Consent is not manipulated.

Gemsona January Prompts

✰ Stage-lit Song ✰ What’s New Years without a little karaoke? Have your gemsona sing their heart out with the gems like in the “Gem Karaoke” Steven Universe short OR: have them sing a solo like in the short “Steven’s Song Time”! 

✰ New Year, New You! ✰ Has your gemsona changed at all in the past year, or since you first made them? Redraw your first drawing of them! Or: Design a new outfit for your gemsona!

✰ Sleepover with Steven ✰ Your gemsona has a slumber party with Steven & friends. Show off their PJs! Or: Have them play Truth or Dare, swap scary stories, play Twister, or try other sleepover games! 

✰ Monthly Gem Challenge: Boulder Opal ✰ Instead of Bonus Prompts, Gemsona HQ is going to start doing monthly gemsona design challenges. Each month, we’ll give you a weird, pretty, or unusual gem and challenge you to design a gemsona based on it! You can go as in-depth as you’d like: come up with their personality and backstory or just make a gemsona design. They can even be a fusion of two other gems if you’d prefer; the choice is up to you! If you already have a Boulder Opal gemsona, they can participate too. This month is for all Boulder Opals! Please check our new “Monthly Gem Challenge” tag for more information on this month’s gem. 

Remember to tag your prompt as #GEMSONA JANUARY PROMPT, and pop any other fanart in the #Gemsona tag! You can also participate in the 30 Day Gemsona Challenge whenever you want or fill out the new Gemsona Stats Sheet (just remember to tag those accordingly too)!

Remember, all Past Gemsona Prompts and future prompts will no longer be limited to their month! If you missed out on participating in the past few months or if you run out of time to finish your piece, just drop it in the #GEMSONA PAST PROMPT tag! (Though I still recommend finishing the prompts during their month since we don’t check that tag as often).

DON’T

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly. Math Driving Light Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

Thiiiiiiiis is what I’m talking about

You’ll never take my dad, Blue Diamond!!

Not when I shift into

MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

This frame is beautiful???

yellow diamond has had ENOUGH

Those lil earrings, and the voice speaking???? That is pink diamonds voice. I have a feeling that it’s like some automated voice mail thing that talks. like she spent her time playing with them and talking etc.

Main reason why I can’t fucking stand the Undertale fandom.

ummmm excuse u? -____- 

prepared to get dunked on becuz im about to teach u like im alphys XD  u stupid gemheads better listen up to the ALPHA FANDOM!! 

*sans sempais, get your gaster blasters!

*underswap sans babies, get blueberry muffins! >w<

*papyrus waifus, get your spaghetti!

*undyne fans, get ur spear of justices!!

*mettaton fangirls, get ya legs XDDD!!

*toriel fans, get ur snail pies….

*toby fox baes, get ur annoying dogs….

*asriel fans, get your SOULS and become your godlike form….

*flowey wives, get your “friendliness pellets” and get ready to kill the haters….

*error!sans fandom, kill the steven universe universe…. 

*we’re going to the fandom war…..

so first, get ya facts right guys -_-. undertale was in production WAAYYYYYYYYYYY before steven and the powerpuff girl knockoffs >_> so dont even start saying how it ish after steven univcerse u stupid dicks.

the sans stronger than you song is WAYYYY better than that stupid, dangerous, inappropriate song. the original has better writing, better animation, better singing, better drawings, BETTER EVERYTHING!!!! the fake one from cartoon network just badly twisted the lyrics to make it be about rocks -_- so immature…..us undertalers are smarter than that. thats why we have better songs XDDD

also, i bet robeeca sugar or whoever KNEW undertail did it first…..she just wanged to steal teh spotlight with her dumb rocks. u know how i kno??? bc in teh ruins, theres a TALKING ROCK!!! stupid idea stealer…. ugh…..

Originally posted by sealedruins

lets talk about those stupid rocks ruby and sapphire…haha…theyre girlfriends, right? ALPHYS AND UNDYNE WERE THE ORIGINAL RUBY AND SAPPHIRE!!

just think about it for a second u rock-kissers: ruby is tough (for a rock ewe)and undyne is strong… sapphire is weak and scared all the time, and so is alphys o_-!!!  in the original pilot for steven universe, ruby was supposed to be  sunstone and was YELLOW!! UNDYNE AND ALPHYS ARE YELLOW AND BLUE. RUBY AND SAPPHIRE WERE ORIGINALLY BLUE AND YELLOW! what are u gonna say about THAT huh??

ALSO in su they fight monsters like a giant ice monster……hmmmm….O YA! like snowdrake!  toriel is called mom, the gems are called birb mom, square mom, and purple mom .-. 

greg and asgore are single parents! theyre wives are dead (if u choose genocide of course, you *dirty brother killers*…but whtever |:3)

and remember amalgamates??? they ish monster souls stuck together!! IN COPYCAT UNIVERSE, FORCED FUSIONS ARE GEMS STUCK TOGETHER!! ALPHYS ALSO DOES EXPERIMENTS WITH SOULS LIKE HOMEWORLD IN STEVEN UNIVERSE.

Originally posted by thealmightyspur

how ish u gonna defend that, gem heads and brogems? ya, thats what i thought -_-

next time, before u start to mess with the wrong fandom, remember….

we’re always here.

*and we’re always ready to give you a bad time. so dont. mess. with. us.

Originally posted by wolfwq

this person isn’t being sarcastic and I am genuinely afraid for humanity

this gave me depression

what the FUCK

is this poe’s law

same

Sorry if I spoiled you guys but I couldn’t help myself

These new Steven Universe episodes have taken me back to something regarding Peridot...

Remember this?

I always thought it was safe to assume that Peridot had suffered some sort of physical abuse on Homeworld - presumably from her senior - and that’s why she’s so visibly afraid of weapons, and seems to assume that people with weapons are going to hurt her in some way.

I refrained from posting about this a long time ago because I felt there wasn’t quite enough evidence to back it up.  I mean, how do we know that the superiors on Homeworld can be physically aggressive to their underlings, when we’ve never even seen them?  Could Peridot just be nervous by nature?

Well…

Thanks to Holly Blue Agate here, I think we might now have the answer.

I believe that the disdain Holly shows to the “lower” Gems here - and the physical and verbal abuse she subjects them to - is commonplace on Homeworld.  They’re visibly terrified of her, and it’s very easy to see why.

Homeworld very much operates on a caste system, as we know; and those who aren’t right at the top appear to be treated quite badly at times.  This is also somewhat exhibited by Peridot herself in Back To The Barn, when she’s extremely rude to Pearl and constantly talks down to her because she’s “just a Pearl”.

As well as Peridot’s blatant fear and flinching away from weaponry, there’s something else to consider - namely, this exchange in Message Received:

Look at Peridot’s face here.  She’s really, really not happy that her manager  will be hearing of her failure - the thought of it seems to actually be terrifying her.  And if her manager is anything like Holly, then who can really blame her?

So… what sort of Gem could Peridot’s feared manager be, exactly?

Another Agate is of course a possibility, especially given how many different variations of Agate there are, but I actually have a different idea - Emerald.  

Real-life peridot is often referred to as “the poor man’s emerald”, so to me it makes perfect sense for the Peridots’ manager/superior to be an actual Emerald.

fandom: DON’T WATCH THE LEAKS!!!!

my impatient ass: 

happy new year to everyoneee