Everyone go send this guy hatemail

F****t

Are you seeing this. He called me fat

"A derogatory word for gay men"

F!

F is on the board! F■■■■■

T! T is on the board F■■■■T

I'd like to buy a vowel! A!

A is on the board! FAAAAT

shadowzel

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

I expected the weird answers like machiavelli and napoleon but the amount of people naming their real life university professors is unprecedented

i like when ventposts self censor in a way thats completely incomprehensible to anyone else like 'im so sick of ****** ******* ******' . im sorry that youre going through it. can i buy a vowel

I like counting the asterisks and guessing what the words are. Yours says 'im so sick of gnomes fucking people'

"A crab can be huge if it expands very large. I can not let tha thappen"

guru guru

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I’ve been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

(These are all based on what I was seeing in the tags/comments)

The Original

just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline

1-800-273-8255

shut the fuck up

People will talk about Tumblr's amazing hatemail game but its person to person reply game is equally unhinged.

The names Practice

Mal Practice

Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what’s wrong with my son :)

He needs surgery on all of his bones

Very well, here is my credit card :)

I accept no payment I do this because I love it

it’s 4:20 PM it’s time to post Weed Pikachu

yooooo happy 4/20 everyone