sumiko for agrodolce spring 2018 ​​​

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

i like the idea of having a step-by-step schedule (like breakfast at x time, study at x time, etc.) but who’s gonna regulate that shit? me? that bitch is a toddler

men are so cute but so so so so so so so stupid

Honestly shoutout to The Social Network for giving us the line “you’re going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole” because if that doesn’t epitomize women’s feelings for entitled male nerds I don’t know what does

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

The Princess Diaries (2001) may only have a 47% on rotten tomatoes but it will always have a 100% in my heart

a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad

why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*