Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

this is the most depressing thing i have ever seen it is literally stressing me out LET HER SPLASH

oh snap

REBLOG.

FOREVER.

This is an actual Therapist Recommended method for dealing with a runaway “inner critic” and this comic is perfect ❤️

Monsters in the fog

quick proportion tips

- eyeballs are an eyeball width apart - ears align with the top of your brows to the bottom of your nose, and are the center-point of a profile view - lip corners line up to the center of each eye - hands are roughly the size of your face - feet are the same size as your forearm - elbows are aligned with your belly-button - your hands reach down mid-length of your thighs - both upper and lower legs (individually) are roughly the same size as your torso  (this is all rough estimates for proportion! feel free to add more to help others)

YOU ARE A FUCKING SAINT

- the length of your legs + feet is about the same as the length of your torso + everything above it 

- collar bones extend directly from the shoulders

-wrists align with crotch

IT MEOWS. THE GIANT CAT MEOWS.

Omg @jedimasteramell

ME MMF FUCKING HOWLIJG JH

[vine of a screaming rubber chicken rolling down a roof. as it falls off the edge, it gets fainter.]

Save him

My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result

me: im not gonna rush things ill get around to dating eventually its not at all indicative of my self worth also me: who here is attracted to me please raise your hand

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

honestly ive been seeing this post on my dash for like 3 years and people are still adding to it it just gets longer and longer its never gonna die

Best post ever

The CASH MONEY one is magnificent.

phone wallpaper types

Type 1: their phone background is of themselves

Type 2: their phone background is of their significant other

Type 3: their phone background is of themselves and their partner; a couple

Type 4: their phone background is of a couple, usually fanart of an otp or a show couple

Type 5: their phone background is of their favourite character

Type 6: their phone background is some really fancy art or quirky/minimalistic kind of thing

Type 7: their phone background is of their pet

Type 8: their phone background is of their family or friends

Type 9: their phone background is one of those stupid shitty backgrounds that are already part of the phone and they never bothered to change it 

This is my favourite video on the entire internet.

Weird little alien karate-chop hands

^^^^^exactly was I thought watching this

If sun and moon are set in Hawaii….

IS IT HIS RETURN???

BOI I WAS JUST JOKING WTF

HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

@insidiousmuppet this makes me think of you.