7 things to remind yourself of every day

1. I am unique

2. I am worthwhile

3. I am worthy

4. I can change

5. I can make it

6. I can succeed

7. I can be happy and have a great life.

@lifeandliterature

showing up late to a meeting with an iced drink is a power move. like with hot drinks the cup is opaque and people cant tell the temperature so they dont know how long ago you got it. maybe its hours old. maybe you just got caught in traffic. who can say. but iced drinks. its clear. they can see the ice. they can see if its still frozen. they look you in the eye and they know you were standing in line fifteen minutes ago and made the conscious, deliberate decision to get a mocha frap instead of being on time. and then you made ANOTHER conscious, deliberate decision to bring it into the meeting with you, informing everyone in attendance that on your list of priorities, each and every one of them ranks firmly below one (1) mocha frappuchino.

being an angel every day is hard work

hashtag animashun

watching your titties get sucked on is therapeutic

Doing the titty sucking is therapeutic

couples therapy

Come. Let me kiss you right there.

Bury me with an mp3 of this on a USB drive. 🔥🔥🙌🏾

shakespeare was ahead of his time

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

Lmfao the pause