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The Late Show, February 2, 2016
The Late Show, February 4, 2016
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88th Annual Academy Awards Predictions
It’s that time of the year and here’s your key: will win in BOLD and who I want to win Italic
Best Picture “The Big Short” “Bridge Of Spies" “Brooklyn” “Mad Max: Fury Road” “The Martian” “The Revenant” “Room” “Spotlight” Best Director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu - “The Revenant” Adam McKay - “The Big Short” George Miller - “Mad Max Fury Road” Lenny Abrahamson - “Room” Tom McCarthy - “Spotlight” Best Actress Cate Blanchett - “Carol” Brie Larson - “Room” Jennifer Lawrence - “Joy” Charlotte Rampling - “45 Years” Saoirse Ronan - “Brooklyn” Best Actor Bryan Cranston - “Trumbo” Matt Damon - “The Martian” Leonardo DiCaprio - “The Revenant” (aka lifetime achievement award) Michael Fassbender - “Steve Jobs” Eddie Redmayne - “The Danish Girl” Best Supporting Actor Christian Bale - “The Big Short” Tom Hardy - “The Revenant” Mark Ruffalo - “Spotlight” Mark Rylance - “Bridge Of Spies” Sylvester Stallone - “Creed” Best Supporting Actress Jennifer Jason Leigh - “The Hateful Eight” Rooney Mara - “Carol” Rachel McAdams - “Spotlight” Alicia Vikander - “The Danish Girl" Kate Winslet - “Steve Jobs”
Best Animated Feature
“Anomalisa” “Boy And The World" “Inside Out” “Shaun The Sheep Movie” "When Marnie Was There”
Best Makeup & Hairstyling
“Mad Max: Fury Road” “The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out The Window And Disappeared” “The Revenant”
Best Costume Design
“Carol” “Cinderella” “The Danish Girl” “Mad Max: Fury Road” “The Revenant”
Best Song
“Earned It” from “Fifty Shades Of Grey”
“Manta Ray” from“Racing Extinction”
“Til It Happens To You” from “The Hunting Ground”
“Simple Song 3” from “Youth”
“Writing’s On The Wall” from“Spectre”
GAGA Should WIN
This was only temporary, he now lives with two lemur buddies. (via rodneyd)
Super Bowl 50 Prop bets
My predictions:
1. Will Peyton Manning announce his retirement in the postgame interview?
Yes +500 (5/1) No -1000 (1/10)
Verdict: NO
2. Will Peyton Manning be seen crying at any point during the entire Broadcast?
Yes +600 (6/1) No -1200 (1/12)
Verdict: NO
3. How many times will “dab” or “dabbing” be said by the announcers during the Broadcast?
Over 2 (EVEN, 1/1) Under 2 (-140, 5/7)
Verdict: OVER
4. How many times will Cam Newton do the Open Shirt Superman motion during the game?
Over 2.5 (EVEN, 1/1) Under 2.5 (-140, 5/7)
Verdict: OVER
5. If Steph Curry is shown on TV during the Broadcast what will he be wearing?
Personalized Carolina Steph Curry Jersey 1/1 No Jersey 2/1 Cam Newton Jersey 3/1 Any Other Carolina Jersey 5/1
Verdict: No Jersey
6. Will Mike Carey be wrong about a challenge?
Yes +110 (11/10) No -150 (2/3)
Verdict: Yes
7. Will there be an earthquake during the game?
Yes 10/1
Verdict: NO.
8. Will the Panthers player who scores their first TD give the football to a Boy or Girl?
Boy -200 (1/2) Girl +150 (3/2)
Verdict: BOY
9. How many times will the Golden Gate Bridge be shown during the Broadcast?
Over 0.5 -300 (1/3) Under 0.5 +200 (2/1)
Verdict: OVER
10.
be said during the Broadcast?
Over 1 (-140, 5/7) Under 1 (EVEN, 1/1)
Verdict: Under
11. How many times will Archie Manning be shown on TV during the Broadcast?
Over 1.5 EVEN (1/1) Under 1.5 -140 (5/7)
Verdict: OVER
(Derick E. Hingle / USA TODAY Sports)
12. How many times will John Elway be shown on TV during broadcast?
Over 2.5 EVEN (1/1) Under 2.5 -140 (5/7)
Verdict: Over
13. Will the announcers mention that Kubiak was Elway’s backup during the broadcast?
Yes +120 (6/5) No -160 (5/8)
Verdict: YES
14. What color will the liquid be that is poured on the winning coach?
Orange 5/4 Blue 3/1 Clear 4/1 Yellow 4/1 Red 6/1 Green 10/1 Purple 10/1
Verdict: depends on the winner, Orange for Denver, Blue for Carolina, YOU DON”T WASTE PURPLE in Carolina. SO ORANGE
15. Who will the Super Bowl MVP mention first?
God 2/1 Team 2/1 City/Fans 6/1 Coach 15/2 Family 15/1 Does not Mention Anyone above 9/4
Verdict: Family
16. Which song will Coldplay play first during the Halftime show?
Adventure of a Lifetime 2/1 Fix You 7/2 A Sky Full of Stars 9/2 Viva la Vida 5/1 Clocks 15/2 Speed of Sound 9/1 Head Full of Dreams 10/1 Paradise 10/1
Verdict: FIX YOU
17. What color will Beyonce’s footwear be when she comes on stage for the Halftime show?
Black 3/2 Gold/Brown 5/2 White 11/4 Silver/Grey 19/4 Any Other Color 7/1
Verdict: GOLD/BROWN
18. Will “Left Shark” Make an appearance on stage during the Super Bowl Halftime Show?
Yes 15/1
Verdict: NO.
19. How many million viewers will Super Bowl 50 have?
Over/Under 117 million
Verdict: OVER
23. Coin Toss
Heads -105 (20/21) Tails -105 (20/21)
Verdict: TAILS.
25. Will the team that chooses Heads or Tails in the coin toss be correct?
Yes -105 (20/21) No -105 (20/21)
Verdict: Only if they choose tails
26. Team to win the coin toss
Carolina Panthers -105 (20/21) Denver Broncos -105 (20/21)
Verdict: PANTHERS
Verdict: YES. Why not?
28. Will there be a penalty for excessive celebration?
Yes +250 (5/2) No -400 (1/4)
Verdict: NO
29. Will either backup QB take a snap in the game?
Yes +200 (2/1) No -300 (1/3)
Verdict: NO
Poor Al. (photo by benzyl)
Bernadette Peters
73rd Annual Golden Globes Awards 2016
2016 Golden Globe Predictions
Today is the beginning of the 2016 Award season. I’m going to try a new layout to my predictions. Instead of listing all the nominees, I will just put who I think will and/or should win for each category.
So here we go:
Best Drama Series: Outlander but I would be happier if Game of Thrones or Empire won
Best Television Series, Musical or Comedy: Transparent but I want Mozart in the Jungle
Best Television Limited Series or Motion Picture Made for Television: American Horror Story or Fargo
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series, Drama: Rami Malek but it should go to Jon Hamm
Best Performance By an Actor in a Television Series, Musical, or Comedy: Jeffrey Tambor
Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Series, Drama: Caitriona Balfe but VIOLA AND TARAJI
COMEDY OR MUSICAL SERIES – ACTRESS: I love all of them. TOMLIN tho for the win
Best TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES – ACTOR: Idris Elba, Luther
Best TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES – ACTRESS: Lady Gaga
SERIES, TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES – SUPPORTING ACTRESS: again I love everyone but Regina King in American Crime
SERIES, TV-MOVIE OR MINISERIES – SUPPORTING ACTOR: Ben Mendelsohn, Bloodline but I wish Alan Cummings
BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Spotlight but Mad Max deserves it
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: The Big Shot
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Leonardo DiCaprio
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: I want Cate Blanchett
BEST ACTOR, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: Matt Damon
BEST ACTRESS, MUSICAL OR COMEDY: Maggie Smith deserves everything but I think it goes to Jennifer Lawrence
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Paul Dano but it should go to Idris Elba
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Helen Mirren! BUT JANE FONDA
Best Animated Film: INSIDE OUT
I feel like in Britney’s mind she’s 65