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HelenVanPattersonPatton

@helenvanpattersonpatton / helenvanpattersonpatton.tumblr.com

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#I was recently asked by a young lady at the checkout if I was having a party that weekend#due to all the booze I was buying and the only food being broccoli and sour cream I'm guessing#wasn't having a party#obviously#That wasn't a great moment in my life#But I DID enjoy all the booze#And if I'm being honest the broccoli and sour cream too#But the booze mainly#It was definitely the booze#Eleanor may be my TV twin#I should feel bad about that#But DAAAAAAAAAMN#Eleanor <3
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What Are You Doing New Year’s? - A Mindy Project Fanfic

This is the end, everyone! 

Chapter 17 - What Are You Doing New Year’s 

On AO3 and ff.net

and

Chapter 18 - Epilogue

On AO3 and ff.net

The projected publishing date of this story has always New Year’s Eve. 2014. So, I’m exactly one year late. But by God, it’s finally finished!!! There is no way this story would have ever been written without the assistance and support (in all areas of my life, not just writing) of the stupendous @the-omniscient-narrator and @phunkybrewsterspen. Enumerable amounts of help, encouragement and love also came from @jsmapdi and @alittlenutjob. There are at least a few dozen other people who have offered the greatest encouragement I could ever ask for. You know who you are. THANK YOU, EVERYONE!

And, as always, my deepest thanks to jsmapdi for the wonderful cover art. I cannot thank you enough for the time, love, and effort you put into humoring my every whim. 

#tmp#the mindy project fanfic#tmp fanfic#dannyxmindy#what are you doing new year's?#WAYDNY final chapters#holy crap this is actually the end#and only one year past due#my heart is full
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OMG! Thank you so much! Your latest chapter is AMAAAAAAZING :)

You’re welcome. I’m happy you like it. 

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What Are You Doing New Year’s? - A Mindy Project Fanfic

What if the conversation between Danny and Mindy had ended differently? A canon adjacent AU. Beginning with Josh and Mindy’s Christmas Party, and diverging from there.

Chapter 16 - Needle In The Groove

On AO3 and ff.net

I never would have believed when I started posting this in late August of 2014 I’d still be working on it. Thank you to everyone who has been patient and stuck with this story, and for all of the support and wonderfully kind words. 

As always, my deepest thanks to jsmapdi for the lovely cover art. 

#tmp#the mindy project fanfic#tmp fanfic#dannyxmindy#what are you doing new year's?
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the-omniscient-narrator

The last bits of Memorial Day Weekend picspam starring helenvanpattersonpatton & myself. Back home in Atlanta already :(

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helenvanpattersonpatton

Ahhhh, gorgeous holiday weekend/honeymoon with the-omniscient-narrator. I'm not sure I've ever enjoyed my city as much as I did seeing it with her. 💞

#miss my bb so much already#the perfect weekend#turns out my town is hella beautiful#but not nearly as beautiful as my wife#otp: two hearts
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the-omniscient-narrator

SO….my wife helenvanpattersonpatton is picking me up tomorrow for Memorial Day Weekend getaway! She’s driving all the way over here, meeting my sister and mom and then taking me off to hers. 

The most epic RL tumblr meet-up after a year of intense co-dependency and a horrible time difference while Skyping. 

(This is basically a warning to all as we will both be annoying and cutesy, blogging side by side while in PJs - drinking & eating like queens!)

I can’t sleep I’m so pumped!!! Must make us an epic Spotify playlist for the roadtrip :)

Let’s twirl it the fuck out:

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helenvanpattersonpatton

That’s one thing we haven’t done yet! There must be more twirling this weekend! 

#otp: two hearts#maybe some slow dancing too#we've already had our prom photo....
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What am I doing this Memorial Day Weekend, you ask? 

Ohhh, just spending it being all loved-up with the-omniscient-narrator​. So much eating, drinking, storytelling, and snuggling. I mean, look at these faces. That’s not all sun, my friends. That’s literal glowing with happiness. 

#seriously#SO much food and drink#SO MUCH FUN#after a very long engagement i do believe we are officially married now#hence the honeymoon#there's a lot of two hearts beating as one#otp: two hearts#the-omniscient-narrator
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What Are You Doing New Year’s? - A Mindy Project Fanfic

What if the conversation between Danny and Mindy had ended differently? A canon adjacent AU. Beginning with Josh and Mindy’s Christmas Party, and diverging from there.

Chapter 15 - The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand: Part Two

On AO3 and ff.net

As always, my very deepest thanks to the wonderfully talented jsmapdi for the cover art. It makes me feel more legit than I am. :-) 

#tmp#the mindy project fanfic#tmp fanfic#dannyxmindy#what are you doing new year's?
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What Are You Doing New Year’s? - A Mindy Project Fanfic

What if the conversation between Danny and Mindy had ended differently? A canon adjacent AU. Beginning with Josh and Mindy’s Christmas Party, and diverging from there.

Chapter 14 - The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand: Part One

On AO3 and ff.net

(Hey, jsmapdi​! Thank you for the cover art. You made my (extremely exacting) demands for a 1930s movie poster a reality with your immense skills!)

#tmp#the mindy project fanfic#tmp fanfic#mindyxdanny#what are you doing new year's?
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Thanks for the tag, phunkybrewsterspen!

Using only song names from 1 artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people. Try not to repeat a song title.

•PICK YOUR ARTIST/BAND: Rufus Wainwright

•ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE: Damned Ladies

•DESCRIBE YOURSELF: Evil Angel

•HOW DO YOU FEEL: Go Or Go Ahead

•DESCRIBE WHERE YOU CURRENTLY LIVE: Grey Gardens

•IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: 14th Street

•YOUR FAVORITE FORM OF TRANSPORTATION: Vibrate

•YOUR BEST FRIEND IS: The Art Teacher

•YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE: True Loves

•FAVORITE TIME OF DAY: Dinner At Eight

•IF YOUR LIFE WAS A TV SHOW, WHAT WOULD THE NAME BE: Old Whore's Diet

•WHAT IS LIFE TO YOU: Waiting For A Dream

•YOUR RELATIONSHIP:  Foolish Love

•YOUR FEAR: Sad With What I Have

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Thanks for the tag, Gloria and Phunky!

1. Why did you choose your url?

My url is the name of an unseen character from the TV show Designing Women. She was a beauty pageant rival of Suzanne Sugerbaker's. Why did I choose it? The reasons are numerous, but the short answer is DW was, and is, a very important show in my life. Also, the reference makes me think of my sister. <3

2. What is your middle name?

My middle name is Ann.

3. If you could own a fairytale/fictional pet, what would it be?

I've been thinking about this for a solid ten minutes. Yeah, I got nothing.

4. Favourite colour?

Green

5. Favourite song?

It Never Entered My Mind by Miles Davis

6. What are your top three fandoms?

The Mindy Project, Castle, Parks and Recreation 

7. Why do you enjoy tumblr?

Because it's truly a community. Doesn't matter what your interests are, this is a place where you can find a home. Plus, ALL THE GIF SETS!  

8. Tag 9 of your tumblr crushes

harrysdaughter, nakedmonkey, diaphenia, the-omniscient-narrator, evmlove, alittlenutjob, jsmapdi, city-bright, mindyanddannyfineanddandy

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This is a Broadchurch thing I wrote.

It would appear that the thirst for Broadchurch fanfic is nearly non-existent. However, if the mere thought of Ellie Miller and Alec Hardy getting all angsty together blows up your skirt, you can find a story entitled Sleep Provides that hopefully fulfills all your needs here(AO3) and here(ff.net). 

While you're there, if you haven't already, read Stranger Than Friction. by allrightfine. You'll be really happy you did. 

#annnnd it only took a year and a half and the hand-holding of 5 of my sweetest friends to actually publish this thing#i'm not kidding about reading stranger than friction#you should stop what you're doing right now and go read it#broadchuch#broadchurch fanfic#sleep provides
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'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

I garuntre you 60% of people in general let alone girls don’t know how to use an incognito window

do you. do you garuntre me.

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helenvanpattersonpatton

Oh, the-omniscient-narrator, you know me so well. An incognito window and Norton Antivirus are essential. Though I have been known to bookmark sites, so... (No one's checking or giving a shit about browser history anyway.)

#my bb knows me so well#zero boundaries and happy that way#porn buddies#sharing is caring#not going to ruin this glow by going off on sexist shit on this thread#but it is difficult for a simple little lady to figure out that one complicated tab y'all#especially when you're balancing a laptop with a hand down your pants
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