Friendly reminder to make your boyfriend pullout in February so you don’t end up having a Scorpio!
but if they’re conceived in February they won’t be born in February….
Baby girl, Scorpios are born in November, 9 months after Valentine’s Day lmao
stay in school, kids
Sailor moon wands!!!
*me thinking about that turkey, macaroni and cheese, cornbread, candied yams, mash potatoes, collard greens, and stuffing that will be digested this month*
*me thinking how thick imma get off all those left overs*
me thinkin about all the shitty unseasoned food im boutta eat cuz my family’s white
Lmfaoooooo
me for 1 week after someone tells me i smell good
*DING DING DING* yep
REALLY GOOD
YES
So like how collectively Fucked™ do you think we would all be if Hozier did a cover of Hallelujah?