The Music Of The Universe Plays

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

me cross eyed and seeing double:

I saw this discourse in the comments a thousand times and I just cannot commit to the entire work I have to click next chapter, it's like a reward

I read fic on my phone, entire work. and I like having the little scrolly bar to show me how far through I am. Though I'm intimidated by 200k+ fics and find myself avoiding them bc of the commitment. So maybe chapter by chapter would be useful in overcoming that.

and if you feel comfortable sharing what song(s), let us know in the tags!

"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

love and warmth and happiness and most importantly pasta

Benefits of sewing in the bed:

Comfortable, cozy, you can keep your pj's on

Drawbacks of sewing in bed:

Where the fuck is my needle

One-hour enviro-concept sketch from today, this time with Undertale flavor! Hands-down one of my favorite areas in the game. Thanks for looking!

More Undertale fanart from me here

- - - - - I’m the original creator of this painting. I’m so happy if you like it, but please don’t repost it. Reblog this post instead, thanks!

#undertale #sans

The thing about Taylor Swift releasing a new album as someone who is neither a swiftie nor someone that hates her, is that tumblr becomes untenable on all fronts

Really wanted to draw Toriel & Frisk together!

If you want to use it for something, you can go to my dA for a bigger version

Y'all have you seen this????

Appreciate the fashion and please don't look in the notes unless it's to find people who you want to block.

ouch!

Owls are very wise. This one in particular nose a lot.

reblogging this one again because it makes me laugh every time i see it

Astarion would probably get really dumbfounded with the little things, just the cute stuff you do in a relationship:

Like, when Tav puts on nothing but his shirt after they've lain together. And he just gets flustered how it looks on them - and how it immediately symbolises to him how much they belong to him. Loving how his shirt smells like them for the rest of the day, making them do it again because he can't get it out if his head.

Because he's never experienced that - not the soft, intimate things two people share because they deeply belong to each other.

Huge fan of this combined with Astarion gaslighting himself into being a good partner.

For example, he noticed that Tav/Durge often forgets to eat. Well, that's an easy way to endear himself to them. A vampire carrying food just for them? He's the absolute best at seducing this idiot. Until one day he's genuinely excited because he found a cinnamon roll which is their favorite and he's dreaming about how thrilled they are going to be to eat this which thank goodness because they've been looking awfully thin-

Oh.

Oh shit.

I am EATING THIS IDEA! Just like Tav/Durge will that cinnamon roll. This is so good!

This man really falls into his own pitfall trap.

Idiot.

have you guys who arent into sports heard about the new baseball uniforms controversy. its bad

mlb changed uniform manufacturers this year to this company that has been making dogshit licensed fan merch for a while (fanatics, may the lord curse their name) and first of all the new jerseys are cheap and have awful stitching and the lettering on player names is abysmal. but second and most importantly the new pants are Extremely Transparent

also apparently they not doing custom tailoring for pants anymore. which is a problem because pitchers tend to have really thick thighs and standard issue pants across the board are not gonna cut it lmao (see exhibit a below)

an article i read in the athletic about this whole thing specifically mentioned the fat ass issue

happy spring training. whatever happens after this happens