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Bookworm Witch

@bookwormwitch / bookwormwitch.tumblr.com

19. Witch. Will curse if needed. Any questions?
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Delicious Pumpkin protein muffins!

3 egg whites 3 scoops protein powder 1 c pumpkin purée 1 ½ tbsp pumpkin spice 1 tbsp stevia brown sugar 1 ½ tsp baking powder and baking soda

Bake at 350 for 20 min! Makes 12!

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Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

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deadgorl

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

well it better work or else I’m gonna cry I need to make rent h0e

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avodaco

me when i get my student loan

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g8dtier

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

Money cat confirmed helpful, my dad randomly gave me $50 today

imma need someone to drop some money in my paypal XD 

Source: blindbee
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lilnasxvevo

LET’S TALK ABOUT DAVEED DIGGS

Daveed Diggs is the fucking best, but because I’m not one for unsubstantiated claims, I’m going to demonstrate why he’s the fucking best. 

First of all, let’s take the song “Guns and Ships” in “Hamilton”. It’s the fastest song in musical theatre history (read the sidebar for the song) with the fastest verse in musical theatre history. The song clocks in at just under 200 words per minute, but the fastest it gets brings it up to a whopping 6.3 words per second. Holy shit. The fastest rap song fivethirtyeight.com was able to track down, to compare, was “Ferocious” by Twista, which is 280 words per minute. The second fastest ever is closer to “Guns and Ships” than “Ferocious” at 212 words per minute.

Let’s not forget, as the commentary for “Guns and Ships” on genius.com points out , that not only is Daveed doing all this in a cheesy French accent (try it, it’s fucking difficult) but Daveed’s choreography for this song looks, on average, a little something like this:

YEAH. 

Oh, and here’s another sample of what he can do.

And, sure, here’s another (both of them are from his fantastic group clipping., which–oops, there’s another link, and this one including how good of an actor he is too!)

Besides his rapping, Daveed:

  • is so muscular and stylish it makes me swoony (look, he can stand on one hand!) (also, the quote from an interview with him below this photoset is so so so great)
  • is absurdly good looking and is even cuter with dogs than the average handsome man is cute with dogs
  • can really, really sing (this is just another song from “hamilton,” i wanted to make sure you didn’t forget) 
  • just generally a cool, smart, humble person overall 

I mean, there’s probably a lot more, but this is…probably enough for now.

This has been a Daveed Diggs appreciation post, because he is a jaw-dropping individual. 

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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

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iamsherlokid

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

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lali71

I reblogged these some time ago and my wish came truth. It was the deepest wish I had and I still can’t believe it came truth

oki

I hope that this wish come true <3

ok thingy see on my dash consistently for the past long time…this one is for scientific purposes…but hell if it works that’d be cool

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sorbesque

Can I have a new and better paying job out of the country please?

Hope and a dash of luck….

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shinimegami

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

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arabbara

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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scientist: the average age in night vale is 169 yrs old
carlos: UM aCTYALLY the average age is about 40 yrs old. my boyfriend, cecil georgwin palmer, who is approximately 300 yrs old, is an outlier adn sho uld not have been counted.
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shinimegami

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

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fuck-kirk

Every time i see this i just laugh cos this is the pencil from an anime about basketball…

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wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

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