Paurawr

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm

you should have opened your eyes i was crazy for you

this is the most serious relationship ive ever had

what Americans imagine being Australian means

When two bottoms hook up….

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope