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obscure anime refs? check • header by xnicanekox
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Male thot jobs.

Barber Dj Personal Trainer Plug Club Promoter Tattoo Artist Mechanic Foot Locker Fedex/UPS Photographer Warehouse Overnight Stocker @ Grocery Stores Construction Worker EMT Sprint/TMobile Comcast

EMTs literally save lives and have to go through a lot of training and school to become one. Who the fuck was an EMT that hurt you???

Also, my Father was a mechanic for over 20 years and was married to the same woman for 21 so how fucking dare you call my father a thot.

You categorizing men based off of the work they were able to obtain makes you just as much of a thot. At least they bring home a paycheck every 2 weeks. Have you maybe considered the supposed problem isn’t that they’re “thots” but YOU’RE just judgmental and flaky?

Someone doesn’t know how to take a joke…

how fucking dare you call my father a thot.

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when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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i should be apologising for asking you to give us a hand.
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ushas42

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

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knitmeapony

10/10, greatest spy movie of all time

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Anonymous asked:

At one point in my dream last night there was a new meme created and it says "HOW Y'ALL LIKE CHURCH THIS MORNIN" and it showed Steve Harvey with his hand on his hips with an impossibly wide body with red eyes like in some memes and the whole thing was deep fried to hell

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what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Is there not a single stock photo of someone drinking pink lemonade that would have been easier than putting a pink cloud over a water bottle

you think i do this shit cause it easy

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I love making up romantic scenes in my head and then running away 100mph at the slightest hint of a romantic gesture

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shock

people who put video tutorials online for literally everything are the backbone of this society i would be nowhere without the comfort that whenever i don’t know how to do something painfully simple i can look it up like i bet i could look up ‘how to preheat the oven’ and there’d be endless videos and i never have to look like a complete idiot again. thank you all for saving my life 

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Overwatch APAC Premier audience is the best x

Hello let me repost my comic on this post bc this is what the comic was about in my original post LOL

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if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

I guess you’re against aliens as well? Because, if there is a race that thinks they’re more advanced, they will definitely call us Human Males and Human Females

this is the weirdest response so far, thanks

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