Anonymous asked:
You have a micro dick but it still manages to smell worse than everyone else's. Reiner's dick is shaped like a clenched fist and no forwskin. Bertholdt and Jean have long thin NOODLE penises with hay looking pewbs. Connie has a bigger than average and the head is annoying looking. Marcos dick is full of brown splatters and shit, and it's short af + no pubes. Eren's dick is perfect and his pubes are beautiful and fluffy, he has big balls, smells good. Erwin's peepee got bitten off by his dad.
bitch what
EVERY GODDAMN MONTH WHEN THERES A NEW CHAPTER PPL COME WITH THE SAME “EREN AND ARMIN WON’T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE” BULLSHIT
ISAYAMA NEVER SAID THAT
IT WAS TETSURO ARAKI WHO SAID THIS
BECAUSE HE PLANNED TO LEAD THE ANIME ON A DIFFERENT WAY
ANA ISAYAMA EVEN DID THAT EREMIN FAKE PREVIEW TO MOCK ARAKI FOR SAYING THAT
REPEAT: ISAYAMA NEVER SAID THAT
IT MAKES NO SENSE FOR YOU GUYS TO WORRY ABOUT EREN A ND ARMIN VERY TIME A NEW CHAPTER COMES BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW ARAKI HAS NO SAYING IN WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MANGA
FOR THE SAKE OF YMIRS PUSSY STOP THIS BULLSHIT
What if trapdoor-kun is wearing stilts
All titans share a resemblance with their shifters
Okay, but doesn’t Ymir’s backstory resemble a lot the passion of Christ?
A child, believed to be the reincarnation/child of a god and the chosen one who will free their people from an oppressive empire. Followed by many people but then betrayed and publicly punished. Then got executed by their enemies, just to come back to life some time later.
I’m not trying to imply anything, but HOLY SHIT THE RESEMBLANCE IS THERE
Our only hope of saving both is if Eren unlocks his father’s memories and medical knowledge to operate on Erwin’s guts asap
When ur friend says he’s not gonna die
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Now we only need one more shirtless guy to summon the ultimate snk abs
N O W T H E P E N T A G R A M I S C O M P L E T E
five-foot-a-b1tch
She’s been SUMMONED
A L L H A I L T H E U L T I M A T E A B S
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Now we only need one more shirtless guy to summon the ultimate snk abs
N O W T H E P E N T A G R A M I S C O M P L E T E
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when u the only one who know exactly when each and every character dies
@ackersexual SERIOUSLY
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SnK 82 Erwin’s titan
From Chapter 78 page 377. fake snk spoilers 82
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SEAL THE HOLE EREN
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With Erwins potential death upcomin, you may want to listen to this: his death throes… @momtaku
When Levi puts it in
what’s a kidney to someone who lost an ENTIRE ARM right?