Hot Shit | Tom Cardy

Okay not only is this a bop but it single handedly raised my self confidence

we all have that one homie whose aphorisms are superficially witty but lack a certain intellectual verve

English added by me :)

All of the train stations and trains I’ve drawn for my major project

@amtrak-official

They're so colorful, I love them so much

things fall apart 😂 the centre cannot hold 😂😂 and what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born 😂😂😂🤣🤣

didn't have the gyre widening on my bingo card for this thursday but i guess that's the world we live in! 😂😂😂 anyone else lowkey feel like some revelation is at hand

i hope everyone is ready to celebrate International Down With Cis day on April 4th.

happy 9 years to the Down With Cis bus!

I realize that's what's missing from "queer" gear these days.

The absolute pride in being a God damned freak. In being something society saw as wrong.

It's all uwu you're valid and society should accept you

Like no fuck your society. Your society is bullshit and relies on oppression to create its "norms". I don't want societal norms expanded to include me. I want to blow those structures the fuck up

yeah like when people say “normalise” about everything and I’m like, I don’t care how normal it is, I just want people to stop being punished for being weird. We can either attempt to normalise everything one by one, or we can do the whole thing in one fell swoop of “so what if it is weird? Nothing wrong with a bit of weird”

"I don’t care how normal it is, I just want people to stop being punished for being weird."

rb if your hole is a safe space for trans women

yea trans girls can climb in my hole

its safe

Hey uh. Where's the bottom?

I was kinda hoping you would be

well first of all we’re supposed to conform ourselves to Christ, not to gender, so jot that down—

gender non-conforming? well gender is the accidental, culturally ordained, historically conditioned way we are expected to behave and appear, and we’ve been commanded to be not conformed to the spirit of this age, so….

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

Tumblr, waking up to the boops on April 1st

Me today

ask not for whom the paw boops / it boops for thee

(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

FACT: you get special dialogue for pooping yourself

BOOPING.