So I’m done with assignments but not work related paperwork because that’s just a ride doesn’t end wheee. Anyway I’ll been working on all those replies and asks I owe and stuff. Does anyone want to plot though? Or if anyone has any blog recommendations and things I’d gladly take them. The dash and Bard need to get moving again.
“Well, I suppose that is true, but long faces do not lift spirits. Smiling is contagious, and it takes far more effort to frown.” She paused before rocking backwards on her heels, glancing towards her party standing off to the side, mumbling amongst themselves.
“I was told there is a Fade Rift nearby? Perhaps you can help me. Or at least point us in the right direction —- maybe give your village a reason to smile for a little while?”
They didn’t really need to be talking about the benefits of smiling did they? Certainly there was no point in such things when Crestwood was besieged by quite a varied number of ‘bad things’. Bandits in the keep, dead things crawling out of the lake and a dragon lurking around somewhere, those were just the top few in a long list of problems. But perhaps with the famed Inquisitor here, things would take a step towards getting better. Bard glanced at her companions and then at the woman herself before nodding.
“Aye. Aside from the rift sitting right in the lake, there’s one North of here.” Bard had spied its position from afar and had marked where it lay, hoping to warn those who were still unwary. "I'll show you where it is. A moment." It only took no time at all for him to grab his longbow and quiver, a few hushed words to his eldest daughter had her closing and locking he door after him. "Follow me."
SEND ME A BAD PICK-UP LINE
Go ahead and add more if you want!
“Are you a magician? When I looked at you, everyone else disappeared.” “I’ve been feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.” “Can I get a picture of you? I want to show my parents what my spouse looks like.” “Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.” “When God made you, he was showing off.” “Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” “What time do you have to go back to Heaven?” “Are you a camera? Every time I look at you, I smile.” “I might as well call you Google, because you have everything that I’m looking for.” “Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?” “I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.” “Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you sure are CuTe.” “Would you like to have breakfast in bed tomorrow?” “Are you a thief? I think you just stole my heart.” “If I could change the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.” “Call life alert! I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.” “Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?” “I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?” “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.” “Feel my shirt. You know what it’s made of? Date material.” “If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.” “There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.” “On a scale of 1 to 10: You’re a 9, and I’m the 1 you need.” “I lost my number. Can I have yours?” “Let’s play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I’ll go down on you.” “Did we have a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.” “Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.” “There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh, wait. I missed ‘U’, ‘R’, ‘A’, ‘Q’, ‘T’.” “If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.” “Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie in my journal?” “I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out?” “You must be a broom, because you just swept me off your feet.” “Do you like KFC? Because you’re finger lickin’ good.” “What’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” “I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.” “Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” “You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all day long.”
“Do you ever smile? Or are you trying to set a record for the single most stern face in all of the known realms?”
@gonowandspeedwell wanted a thing.
Was there even any reason to smile these days? “Whoever is keeping track of said record will have their work cut out for them. Mine is not the only long face in the village.” She had made a jest, he knew but it remained to be seen if he wanted to play along or not.
Brown hues blink in curiosity and worry over the dark haired male she just helped from a not very nice situation,
“Are you…okay?”
@gonowandspeedwell has found the Black Bat
No. No, he wasn’t okay. He was dirty and injured and there were probably still people out there who were out for his head. He was in a foreign country and all alone now that his ‘uncle’ Samuel was nothing but a blood splatter on the wall of their motel room. Robert blinked, trying to stop those memories from flashing across his eyes. Think about anything but that!
“M’side hurts.” He muttered trying to focus his attention on his rescuer. Really the costume was great. He would never have thought that he’d come this close to one of them.
@sigridofdale: SIGN US THE FUCK UP FOR THIS.
Sailing for the meme!!
⚓️ — sailing
Seeing as he was born and bred on the waters of the Long Lake, it is almost second nature for Bard to sail. Being on the water is very therapeutic for him and where someone might see a foggy, treacherous lake with hidden ruins, Bard sees sanctuary. The barge itself holds special meaning to Bard. He was only several months old when he was on it for the first time (his grandfather took him out, his mother was livid.) and over the years its evolved into a source of fun to an important part of Bard’s life and livelihood. The people of Rohan have their horses, well, the same bond is there between Bard and his barge. After Dale was rebuilt and the ruins of Lake Town searched, Bard found what remained of his old barge and had it remade. During his reign as king, he was infamous for going fishing all on his own, panicking his guards.
Tragic Honest Ask Meme
Send in a number, my character MUST answer honestly
- Name someone you’ve hurt. Do you regret what you’ve done?
- Have you ever shown a bad side of yourself to someone you love?
- Name one of the traits you hate most about yourself, why do you hate it?
- What’s personality trait you hate in one of your close friends.
- Name someone you want to be friends with even though you know it wouldn’t work out.
- Have you ever felt so guilty you wanted to punish yourself? Why did you feel guilty?
- Talk about one of your worst memories involving someone you love.
- Talk about one of your worst memories involving someone you hate.
- Talk about a time you made an enemy.
- Have you ever ruined something good? Like a friendship, a good day, a possession, something sacred?
- Have you ever been abandoned? Why do you think you were left behind?
- Talk about a person you like that really hates you.
- Name a time you failed something and disappointed many people and/or embarrassed yourself.
- What’s one of your most prized possessions that got destroyed or taken away?
- What’s one of your worst childhood memories?
- What’s a skill you’re trying to improve at even though you know you’re terrible?
- Do you ever do things to hurt yourself? Talk about a time you have.
- Talk about a traumatizing memory.
- Name someone you’ve failed. What did you do wrong? How do they feel about you now?
- Name someone who’s failed you. What did they do wrong? How do you feel about them now?
sonofthearrow replied to your post: 💃 — dancing!
Dont forget the horse head
That was for Bain and Bard will do anything for kids XD
💃 — dancing!
💃 — dancing
Mention dancing and Bard’s first reaction is to decline. It's not as if he isn’t fast on his feet or well coordinated, something born out of years and years of dodging Lake Town guards and hunting and archery, it’s more to do with the fact that dancing equates to a certain sort of vulnerability that he’s never ready to put on display. Bard is a very guarded person and is not one to participate in the meager festivals in Lake Town or even later in his life, the galas and balls that are held in Dale. It takes someone that he’s really close with to coax him into dancing and even then, such things are done usually in private.
That being said he loves to watch other people dance and appreciates the skill and courage of such things. During his reign, Bard becomes something of a patron of the arts as he wants to bring joy back into the city and to his people.
Muse skillset symbol meme
Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!
- 💋 — kissing
- 💄 — makeup
- 👾 — video games
- 🎵 — singing
- 💃 — dancing
- 🎹 — playing an instrument
- 🌷 — taking care of living things
- 🌲 — surviving in the wilderness
- 👊 — fighting
- 😇 — following rules
- 🍳 — cooking
- 🍼 — taking care of children
- 🎁 — giving presents to others
- 🎉 — hosting parties
- 💌 — romance/flirting
- 🎨 — art
- 🍀 — luck
- ⚽️ — sports
- 🏊 — swimming
- 🚗 — driving
- 🔮 — magic
- 🔎 — investigating
- 🔫 — long range weapons
- 💣 — explosives
- 🔪 — melee weapons
- 🔬 — scientific pursuits
- 🚿 — hygiene
- 💰 — finance
- 🌍 — knowledge of the world
- 👻 — communing with the paranormal
- 📚 — reading
- 🔧 — engineering/mechanics
- ⌛️ — time management
- 📥 — organization
- 🍺 — alcohol tolerance
- 🚴 — riding a bike
- 🎭 — performance art/acting
- ⚓️ — sailing
- ➗ — mathematics
(This should be amusing)
An ‘Oh look, Will’s fallen off the face of the planet again update.’ So...work has been kicking my butt and I’ve a 3000 word disabilities portfolio to get through so I apologize for not being around at all much. I’ll try to get to replies and asks on the weekend. My apologies to those I owe :C
Send me “No, no, no, don’t die on me!” for a scenario in which my muse dies protecting yours.
So since the fandom seems to be sizing down, which is a shame, please reblog if you are an active role player in The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings/Tolkien fandom. OCs included!
The man gave a small nod as he reached for his drink and took a small sip. His drink was alcoholic but he didn’t want to drink it all in one sitting. They would be there for a little bit and had enough time to drink the whole thing during that time. A small laugh escaped him as he nodded. “ Nothing alocholic then. Order anything you want. ” Thranduil wanted to pay and planned on paying but wasn’t going to say anything right away. Thranduil already looked at the menu and knew what he wanted. So when the other had told his order, he gave his; a simple pasta and chicken and broccoli. Once she took the menus and walked off, he looked at the other. “ So I take it you haven’t had a good day. Do you want to talk about it? ”
Did he really want to talk about the crappy day he had had? Bard shook his head, a faint smile quirking up the corners of his mouth as he declined. “The less I talk about it the better I think.” He voiced, the amusement evident in his tone. Bard did like to tell jokes, but only in the company of people he felt comfortable with. Judging from the way his dark eyes lighted up, one was surely coming. “The day isn’t over yet and its no use tempting the fates. Knowing my luck today, that alpha from the pharmacy is going to come right through that door.”
Bard’s gaze cut away from Thranduil with the waitress’ reappearance and he spent the next several seconds thanking her as she put his ice tea in front of him. “Lets talk about your day instead? I’m sure it was better as compared to mine.”